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The horrible sin Sweden has committed against Pakistan.|||Spain is undeniably the first country we want to go after. They have spread too many falsehoods about us and tensions are too high. Although it would be nice to somehow get this "4chan" site taken down in order to save face with the countries we are still on the good side of, it seems impossible. Sadly, our war with Spain may be the only choice we have.

But, as we grow stronger, so do our enemies. Please take a look at this editorial, written by Mikuchan of Sweden for the Japan Time Weekly or More. You may read the whole thing at http://www.erepublik.com/article-1248.html but the important bit would be this excerpt.

"Captain Falcon is one of the most known lesser characters of Nintendo.
The first appearence of Captain Falcon (Japanese: キャãƒâ⠂¬â€ÃƒÂ£Ã†â€™Ã¢â‚¬Â ÃƒÂ£Ã†â€™Ã‚³Ã£Æ ’»ãƒ•ã‚¡Ã £Æ’«ã‚³ãƒ³, Kyaputen Farukon) was in a manual booklet for the F-Zero game (SNES 1990). His first actual game appearance was in F-Zero X (N64 199😎 where he took the role as the driver of the Blue Falcon f-zero machine. He's also a main character in the Super Smash Bros series with his mighy and ultra-annoying "Falcon Punch"."

In this horrifying paragraph, note how the author clearly insults our one and only god, Captain Falcon himself. He notably calls the signature attack of our god, the Falcon Punch, "ultra-annoying".

This was obviously intended as anti-Pakistani propaganda, by covertly slipping in an insult to our god. The magazine seems to be intended to be read by people of all nationalities, so surely those in other countries would see this and think lowly of Falcon, and thus Pakistan.

Now, while our god himself probably very badly wants us to show Sweden our moves to avenge his damaged name, I think he'd agree that, with our targets already set on Spain, we should not be so trigger-happy as to outright go after Sweden. It would be in our best interests to try and peacefully resolve this situation...but war with them should not be ruled out, in this writer's opinion. What the government does about this blatant disrespect, however, is another story...