S.E.E.S. Reborn

Day 848, 13:29 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick
America,

I want to introduce to you the next great thing in America: S.E.E.S. Reborn.



Yes, I lost an election to the noob-hound Max McFarland 2. I am not proud of this. I let you down, America, and I'm sorry. However, with the loss of one opportunity, we gain another. Instead of being the bluff of the all-powerful party in the US, we'll be able to know exactly what our numbers are and what we are dealing with. We'll be able to communicate much more easily with our brand new party than we ever would have with the mass grave known ironically as the American Advancement Party. Also, there's the thrill of the ride up to the top. That's always useful for keeping people interested. So, whatever. We'll get to the top eventually, but now we'll have to work for it. I hope you're prepared to break some backs, my brothers.

We are S.E.E.S. - the Specialized Elite Execution Squad. We are the elitists in America, and we will hold your hand on our journey to greatness. We are here to take control of America, to actually advance America. By any means necessary.

When I was absent from eRepublik, a group of true bros formed an organization in my honor - S.E.E.S. They had many adventures, made some friends and some enemies, but mostly just had a good time. They are a well-organized and extremely talented group. They are the foundation of my new party.

Now the question is this: what does my party offer that no other party up until the moment I reveal my party's plans offer? A structured life, my young friend. An opportunity to learn from the best in America. I have at my disposal the greatest that America offers. We have a great group of elites in my new party, and we will use our knowledge to assist you in your endeavors in eRepublik. We will mentor you, teach you, and apprentice you. Take our knowledge, please, and use it.

Also, we do not lie about our beliefs. Your party claims to be Libertarian-oriented, like everyone else? Poppycock. You obviously are unaware that congressmen from your party approve of 22% income tax. Which is fine, because the government needs a lot of funding in order to keep us alive during wars. So it's the most logical position to have, but it is not a Libertarian view. So the USWP, who approve of these taxes, are not financially Libertarian. Nor are they socially Libertarian, since they actively hold people back from running for congress if the leadership does not feel that they are competent enough. And this is not just the USWP, this is every party. And there's nothing wrong with that at all. Except that they are all lying to make people feel like they are a beautiful and unique snowflake. But they aren't. You aren't. Until you make yourself into something greater, you are a cog in the party machine. Then, if you can, you become elected into congress or get a job in the executive branch or join the military. Then, you become a cog in the American machine. And there is no advancing from there. You can become a cog in another machine on the same tier(country tier), but there is no advancement. I am a cog in the American machine, zoli is a cog in the Hungarian machine, GLaDOS is a cog in the UK machine, patti11 is a cog in the Australian machine. Why are we always merely pieces of machinary? Because this is a game. Our goal is to advance our nation. This is no different from capturing the flag. We work and train to become stronger and more powerful, and then we hold contests against other teams.

To this end, I believe that my party is the solution to any issues we have as far as organization is concerned. Our party will be super organized, and we will keep communication open. Using a top-secret method passed down from our ancestors, we have developed a technique to check our members' activity on a weekly basis. It's similar to the military's ECHO, where you're pm'd once a week, and must answer the pm in any fashion you choose to, or else you will suffer undesirable results. If you do not answer our ECHO, then you will not be permitted to enjoy the luxeries of being a member of our party. It's as simple as answering a pm, and a world of opportunity opens to you. Just do it.

America, this is our time to grow. With my structure under your wing, we will take the world for our own, by treating this as a game to the fullest extent of the law. We'll take down useless organizations in our America and replace them with us. The ones who work.
This is our job, Americans.