Spain Lies

Day 12, 00:00 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Evang

Why you should never listen to Spain|||Tensions have risen immensely today between Pakistan and Spain after Spain's newspaper, the Libertad, released a controversial article today claiming that Pakistan had a secret club backing their endeavors. If you have not read this article yet, I suggest you do. It is here: http://www.erepublik.com/article-1248.html

The article has caused an uproar from Pakistanis, who wish for the newspaper to remove the article immediately. If tensions continue to escalate, I personally believe we will see a war launched between Pakistan and Spain. I see this war as inevitable, as Spain will likely refuse to have the article taken down.

As a reporter, I feel it is my duty to advise all of you to go out and join the military if you have not already. We must protect our country today! You don't want those bean-eating conquistadors twirling their hideous mustaches in our face, right?

All of us video game fans are insulted that that hellhole of a video game forum, the board /v/, could possibly be associated with Pakistan and supporting it from behind the scenes. I have done my research and not a single thing points to any secret club.

I have, however, researched how Spain plays THEIR video games. They enjoy buying ALL the consoles! It is a proven fact that 1 in 3 Spaniards own both a DS AND a PSP. What IDORTS! Why don't they just get the one REAL handheld system, the DS! The thought of having both makes my head explode.

I've also heard reliable info that they take their Miis and make them copulate, in an attempt to make them form some sort of Supermii Weapon to use against Pakistan in future wars. We cannot take these threats sitting down.

SUPPORT PAKISTAN! DOWN WITH SPAIN! DON'T LISTEN TO SPAIN'S LIES!

And with that, POW! I'm gone.