News | Malaysia Gains 2 Regions from the Philippines
Swagger McSwag
MINDANAO, MALAYSIA - The Philippines surrendered its Visayas and Mindanao regions to Malaysia, today, taking both countries' citizens by surprise.
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According to Philippine President Hekter, the secession of territory was a split-second decision he made with Malaysian President ww88 to avert a political takeover (PTO) of the Philippine Congress.
"There were too many hostile [PTO] candidates in Mindanao and Visayas. [The PFF-FPM-KMP-FLP-PHP UNITY Lineup] could not have won if [those two regions] stayed as our territory." he told The Outsider. "We were losing in those regions badly. We had to shed them "
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POLITICAL MAP SHOWING THE PHILIPPINES (VIOLET) AND MALAYSIA (PHLEGM GREEN)
Panic, Shock, Confusion and Surprise
Meanwhile, a nationwide panic has struck the Philippines over the secession of its two southern regions.
"Wala ako masabi (I'm speechless)," exclaimed Department of Education Welcoming Committee Chairman Revilo X. "[It was an] epic last minute decision by the government!"
"What on earth is happening?!" queried National Defense Undersecretary Ezio Auditore di Firenze in confusion.
"Is this true? What happened?" queried Assistant Public Displayer of Affection Rupert Jaradal. "I can't believe this is happening."
Close Door Meetings
"The President already informed the party presidents in a closed door meeting days ago that he was willing to cede any regions if necessary in order to prevent PTOers from getting into Congress," revealed Filipino Progressive Movement President Swagger McSwag. "I didn't like the idea, but this time, we had no choice."
SECRET MEETING
"I was against the idea at first seeing that we would lose our Q4 hospital in Visayas, but when I saw that we we're losing to the PTOers, oks na rin sa akin (it was okay with me)," said Kilusan ng Makabayang Pinoy (Filipino Nationalist Movement) President Nikko_33
"Anyway, Malaysia is a trusted ally," he continued. "So, I know we'll get the regions back soon.
Media Blackout
As for why the government kept the PTO threat a secret from the public, the President explained, "the particular PTO threat we [were] facing loves attention--the more we give them lulz, the more they want to stay. This had to be as clandestine as possible."
Stressful Situation
"[This is] so very stressful," remarked President Hekter. "I haven't freaked out like this since the South Korean battles."
STRESS
Malaysian President ww88 was unavailable for comment.
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January 26, 2010
Comments
Ariel, hats off. Your articles are always great and a fun read.🙂
Subscribed. (Should have done earlier.)
Philippines Voter Fraud! http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/161325/great-injustice-by-the-philippines-voter-fraud/1#post1784106" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/[..]4106
Filippino PTO led by chan PTO based in South Africa known as the "South African Legion" http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/suid-afrikaanse-legioen-2738/1" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/suid-a[..]738/1
'PHLEGM GREEN'
lolz.
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"Malaysian President ww88 was unavailable for comment."
my comment is Simple.. VICTORY!!!
Rise of Moeism Kingdom-empire!!!
XD
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vote..
we will help you to prevent PToers in your country.
we will give back your regions to you.
we never stab back our friends,not like eIndonesia.
believe on us!!
Long live Philippines!!
Long live Malaysia!!
Long live Sol!!
Great article mate 😁
where's the extra pictures?
someones been taking a leaf from my articles 😛
as the ePhilippines has helped eMalaysia against eIndonesia by taking over Sabah in the past, we shall help them in a mutually beneficial relationship 😉.
nice tnx 4 explaining things got a little confused when i logged on and saw all those red current events
@arch bishop what's your problem?
u cant even spell it right.(Filippino?)
thanks for the info 😃
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