The eUK and eIreland: All’s well that ends well.

Day 793, 13:37 • Published in Ireland Cuba • by Harrilal

First of all, I suppose I should formally say hello as the eIrish Ambassador to the eUK.
Hello! I’m the eIrish Ambassador to the eUK.
Now, on with the show!

A week and a half ago, eIrish-eUK relations went from normal to crazy and then back to normal in record time. It began with a controversial article written by eUK co-Minister of Foreign Affairs, GlaDOS discussing the Raleigh Treaty and eIreland’s participation (or lack thereof) in the defense of the eUK. Without stepping on any toes, I will simply say that the article was deleted shortly after it was posted.

Even though the article was retracted, tensions were rising between the two countries. Fingers were pointing in all different directions and things didn’t look too good. Then, as soon as it started, it was over. eIrish president Edana Savage and eUK prime minister Dishmcds had a discussion and have come to a mutual understanding. The eUK and eIreland will remain on good terms and keep upholding their long-standing non-aggression agreement.

So, officially, neither side has anything to fear from the other (at the very least, until their terms are over). However, both the eUK and eIreland have elements that can upset this peace in future terms.

These people are (but not limited to):
Republicans who wish to take Northern Ireland for eIreland.
Imperialists/Unionists who wish to integrate eIreland into the eUK.
EDEN/eUS supporters in eIreland.
“For the lulz” and/or bored players on both sides.
trolls looking to stir up trouble.

Since president Edana Savage was elected with eIrish knowing that she intended to keep eIreland out of the major alliances, it can safely be assumed that the eIrish wanting to attack the eUK are currently in the minority. Likewise, as eUK prime minister Dishmcds has not been impeached after stating that relations with eIreland would remain friendly, it can be assumed that the eUK wanting to attack eIreland are currently in the minority.

To sum up, we’re friends and won’t be changing this in a hurry.
"…we won't be leaving our United stance with Ireland any time soon" - eUK PM Dishmcds.
"Well we're great pals, we always have been 🙂" - eUK co-MoFA Mr Woldy
"Ireland and the UK will still be friends." - eIrish MoD Niall H.
This is the official stance.

Some more information on this can be found here:
(eIreland - eIrish DoD)
(eIreland - president Edana Savage)
(eUK - prime minister Dishmcds)


Ask Harrilal returns! Let’s get right to it, shall we?
We shall!

Theus Jackus asks, “Shouldn't the whole of Ireland just submit to my clear intellectual superiority and appoint me High King of Ireland?”
Oh, of course, mighty one. Though, being one easily swayed by pretty colours (pink in particular), I might fight against you in the inevitable three way brawl between the Irish Princessians, the Theus Jackobites and the non-imperial leftovers.

Glenn Wauters asks, “What will you never know?”
Everything. Nobody on the face of this planet can ever know everything. Everything being all the answers, even to questions never asked rather than some guy or girl cleverly nicknamed Everything.

metaman72 asks, “WTF is "the vidya"?”
As I stated, I will never give directions to the vidya. By saying what it is, I would be doing just that. So I’m afraid I cannot answer the question.

John Gormley asks, “If you were to write up a FAQ what would happen after you write 5 questions and answers?”
Well, people would likely still ask the questions in the FAQ in addition to other random questions. This is proved time and time again on every forum known to man. Some people will read the FAQ, but most won’t bother and ask whatever they feel. Chances are, eventually the FAQ questions will be asked again.

Commius asks, “Can I actually steal a Leprechaun's bucket o' gold at the end of a rainbow?”
No. Leprechauns only keep upholding that myth so that people never find their gold. The end of the rainbow, according to what few survivors tell, holds an array of traps and weapons. The gold apparently was moved years ago when the little buggers realized what was going on.


And that’s five!
Remember folks! The first five (5) questions asked in the comments of this article, will be answered in my next article!
Thanks for reading!

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