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Hello dear fans and cows of Switzerland !

This article will be a quite sad... No it's not the same article with the joy of my congress election, my house Q5 (nice fiesta 😁 or my first article, the birth of the Superschwiizer...
No this one will be a little story, of myself, my eLife and my friends.

Why ? Why is this article sad and joyless ? WHYYYY ???? WHY DO YOU WRITE THIS ? ='(

Sorry my child, but I have to tell you something... This will be my last mandate as MoFA, my last days in this great government. It's also my last mandate in the congress (But I will finish it).

Yes all goods things have an end. I don't know if you think that I was a good MoFA or a good member of the government, but I believe that I did a good job. And I want to end my political career on great things, so I have decided to not answer to the offer of the next president and to leave our government to go in our army.
The reasons are mostly that after December I will have a lot to do IRL, study study and study again. Poor Renouille 🙁.


So with this article, I want to remember what I have done for Switzerland with my friends 🙂

LET'S START ! \o/

A long long time ago, when Switzerland was under a Theocratical government, was born a little guy. He comes with a lot of other eBaby, with the french Baby-boom. But this little guy was very stupid, he played two days, and than... He went two weeks on holidays... Oo WTF ? I told you that he was stupid x(
However, when this little guy came back home, his wellness was at 12... "HOLLY SHIT!" he thought ! Yes, his wellness was at 12, and he was lvl 1. But do you know what ? This guy. this little eBaby, he didn't abandon. No, he chose to fight. Week after week he only eat and worked. It was a very difficult time for him, little eBaby in a theocratical land...



Than, one day, when he searched some help, he found JNArno, a nice guy, a communist urk O.o, but we can't all be perfect..
However, he found this nice swiss guy, who told him that a very small group of swiss tried to liberate Switzerland. "HOLLY SHIT!" he thought ! Yes, some real swiss people tried to do the same as him, liberate his country, it was awesome ! For the first time in his eLife, he met other eSwiss, and very cool citizens ! 🙂

Day after day, their community grew. They had new players, new help, a new forum and an IRC chat. We thought about plans, politics, economy etc. But their country was still so far...
One day, after the swiss attack against France, Hungary attacked our country. "HOLLY SHIT" they thought ! The Theocratical government was defeated, and the small swiss community could finally dream of a free country ! But they still had a long road to do...

After some discussions, they decided to create a Swiss government in exile. For a better organization. And do you know what ? Our little swiss guy, was the MoFA of this government. "HOLLY SHIT" you think ? Yep, it's true, our small guy, who started his life with 12 wellness, was the MoFA. Incredible no ?

Discussion after discussion, meeting after meeting, our swiss players made noise, and a lot of citizen of the eWorld hear about this small community, who only wanted a homeland.
They toke contact with Hungary, and after a lot of discussions, and conditions, the hungarians accepted to give back a region of Switzerland : Deutschschweiz.

"HOLLY SHIT" they thought ! Their dreams were becoming reality !
After a long and difficult RW, Switzerland was back on the map ! But not at time, 7 hours after the congress elections... It's not the fault of our little guy, but the fault of a technical bug... However, Switzerland was a country, a free country !

At the presidential elections, all goes very well, Eleriel was elected without big difficulties. And do you know what ? Do you know who was the official MoFA of the new Switzerland ? Yes ! It was our little guy with 12 wellness ! Awesome ! 🙂

During one month, Switzerland didn't do anything, high taxes, no economy... But after the congress elections, things would change ! All the official candidates were elected, also our swiss MoFA !
They changed taxes, wages, citizen's fee. A new life for Switzerland had started !

I think you know the rest of the story, our swiss MoFA was elected for a second term in the government, and in the congress, with the most of votes (!).



You know who our little swiss guy is. Yes, it's Renouille....

End of the story.

Just a small part to say thanks to my friends who helped me and Switzerland :

-JNArno
-Pascal_Couchepin
-Himgadril
-F4ucon
-Ablion
-Xander Warhol
-Triple-P
-Deque
-Sacha Guillemin
-Rasck
-Ilestis
-Trukork
-Biday
-Eleriel
-Wazamaza
-Clifford Burns
-Chicco
-Andreas Baader

And all the other guys who helped us, sorry if you aren't in the list 😕.