Obituary | Reclusive Monkey, 8 Months
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by Swagger McSwag
"This is politics not a beauty pageant." - Reclusive Monkey on Nina Ayu's September 2009 presidential campaign
"I'd rather be the bad guy than be TO'd; my shoulders are broad enough to take that responsibility." - RM on being highly suspicious of new immigrants who run for Congress right away
Reclusive Monkey was fiery and impassioned. He did everything with great conviction.
As a young congressman in the early days of the Philippines, he pushed aggressively for numerous reforms. When met with resistance, he pushed harder all the more.
He could be at once cunning and ruthless, and bashful and self-effacing at another, a combination of qualities that would eventually lead him to become the sixth President of the Republic of the Philippines.
The career of this colorful and illustrious man came to an end some time in November 2009 for reasons yet unknown. According to an autopsy report, his "Citizen [was] permanently suspended for being in the process of deletion at [the] owner's request".
PRESIDENTIAL SELF-PORTRAIT OF RECLUSIVE MONKEY (COURTESY: NATIONAL MUSEUM OF THE PHILIPPINES)
Biography
Reclusive Monkey was born on March 23, 2009 in the United Kingdom.
He moved to the Philippines in May of the same year to lend support to the early FPM-PFF Coalition Government in its bid for the presidency against the evil Secta del Guru Varnish. He stood for Congress elections on the 25th and won by a landslide.
In Congress, he pushed aggressively for numerous reforms and put forth several educational programs, but which were often ignored by the establishment. His growing dislike for the autocratic environment of the Big Boy Bulley administration and his fiery arguments with fellow congressmen eventually led to his resignation from public office.
[img]http://www.alabrokerx.com/xSites/Agents/alabrokerx/Content/UploadedFiles/EvilMonkey.JPG[/img]
YOU DON'T ARGUE WITH THIS GUY
Right afterwards, he sojourned in Indonesia where he strengthened his financial holdings. He sharpened his skills in manipulating eRepublik API code for the purpose of economic gain.
He returned to the Philippine Congress in July of the same year, where he wrote more tutorials and educational articles for new players and aspiring businessmen.
Under the Ariel David Buena *eherm* administration, he was appointed the Director of the now-defunct Philippine Information Agency, where he put his programming skills to use by creating innovative web applications that automated many of the activities of our state-run companies under the Department of Home Affairs, and provided automated statistical reports to other government departments and agencies.
UNBEKNOWNST TO ALL, RECLUSIVE MONKEY WAS NOT ONLY A STATESMAN BY DAY, BUT ALSO A SUPERHERO WITH SUPER-MONKEY STRENGTH BY NIGHT
In October 2009, with the RL Philippines ravaged by ridiculously destructive tropical storms and no clear presidential successor in sight, Reclusive Monkey offered himself for the position. His commitment kept the Sol war games going amidst the crises in the real world.
While President, he also formed the Fifth Filipino party to fill the gap left behind by the discontinued New Beginning party. He resigned most unexpectedly from his post mere days away from the end of his term due to RL issues.
RECLUSIVE MONKEY SEEN HERE WITH RITA REPULSA
Reclusive Monkey was a staunch advocate of transparency. He was very defensive of our country and was wary of foreigners entering the country who right away expressed political ambition.
With his departure, we have lost one of the remaining few of a generation of unsung heroes and patriots who, at the end of the day, would much rather not go with a bang, but with a humble whimper.
His remains will be interred in the Libingan ng mga Bayani (Cemetery of Heroes), preceded by a state funeral.
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RELATED ARTICLES/RESOURCES:
-Reclusive Monkey - eRepublik Wiki
-Monkey's Voice
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November 27, 2009
Complimentary Photo:
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"I'd rather be the bad guy than be TO'd; my shoulders are broad enough to take that responsibility." - RM on being highly suspicious of new immigrants who run for Congress right away
Reclusive Monkey was fiery and impassioned. He did everything with great conviction.
As a young congressman in the early days of the Philippines, he pushed aggressively for numerous reforms. When met with resistance, he pushed harder all the more.
He could be at once cunning and ruthless, and bashful and self-effacing at another, a combination of qualities that would eventually lead him to become the sixth President of the Republic of the Philippines.
The career of this colorful and illustrious man came to an end some time in November 2009 for reasons yet unknown. According to an autopsy report, his "Citizen [was] permanently suspended for being in the process of deletion at [the] owner's request".
PRESIDENTIAL SELF-PORTRAIT OF RECLUSIVE MONKEY (COURTESY: NATIONAL MUSEUM OF THE PHILIPPINES)
Biography
Reclusive Monkey was born on March 23, 2009 in the United Kingdom.
He moved to the Philippines in May of the same year to lend support to the early FPM-PFF Coalition Government in its bid for the presidency against the evil Secta del Guru Varnish. He stood for Congress elections on the 25th and won by a landslide.
In Congress, he pushed aggressively for numerous reforms and put forth several educational programs, but which were often ignored by the establishment. His growing dislike for the autocratic environment of the Big Boy Bulley administration and his fiery arguments with fellow congressmen eventually led to his resignation from public office.
[img]http://www.alabrokerx.com/xSites/Agents/alabrokerx/Content/UploadedFiles/EvilMonkey.JPG[/img]
YOU DON'T ARGUE WITH THIS GUY
Right afterwards, he sojourned in Indonesia where he strengthened his financial holdings. He sharpened his skills in manipulating eRepublik API code for the purpose of economic gain.
He returned to the Philippine Congress in July of the same year, where he wrote more tutorials and educational articles for new players and aspiring businessmen.
Under the Ariel David Buena *eherm* administration, he was appointed the Director of the now-defunct Philippine Information Agency, where he put his programming skills to use by creating innovative web applications that automated many of the activities of our state-run companies under the Department of Home Affairs, and provided automated statistical reports to other government departments and agencies.
UNBEKNOWNST TO ALL, RECLUSIVE MONKEY WAS NOT ONLY A STATESMAN BY DAY, BUT ALSO A SUPERHERO WITH SUPER-MONKEY STRENGTH BY NIGHT
In October 2009, with the RL Philippines ravaged by ridiculously destructive tropical storms and no clear presidential successor in sight, Reclusive Monkey offered himself for the position. His commitment kept the Sol war games going amidst the crises in the real world.
While President, he also formed the Fifth Filipino party to fill the gap left behind by the discontinued New Beginning party. He resigned most unexpectedly from his post mere days away from the end of his term due to RL issues.
RECLUSIVE MONKEY SEEN HERE WITH RITA REPULSA
Reclusive Monkey was a staunch advocate of transparency. He was very defensive of our country and was wary of foreigners entering the country who right away expressed political ambition.
With his departure, we have lost one of the remaining few of a generation of unsung heroes and patriots who, at the end of the day, would much rather not go with a bang, but with a humble whimper.
His remains will be interred in the Libingan ng mga Bayani (Cemetery of Heroes), preceded by a state funeral.
____________________
RELATED ARTICLES/RESOURCES:
-Reclusive Monkey - eRepublik Wiki
-Monkey's Voice
____________________
VOTE AND SUBSCRIBE to The eRepublik Outsider
"Straight News from Inside Sources, Out-of-the-box Commentary"
MEMBER: PHILIPPINE PRESS CLUB
____________________
The Outsider is devoted to being the best in its class. That's why we're open to comments and suggestions from YOU. Love us? Hate us? We wanna here about it. So, PM me your verbiage now.
____________________
The eRepublik Outsider is not to be sold. It is provided as a free public educational service by... me. Some rights reserved. XD
____________________
November 27, 2009
Complimentary Photo:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/DialMforMonkey_intro.JPG[/img]
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It was a sad day to see him go.
Tsk. No more Monkey with a tie.
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RM and Rita Repulsa have some kind of a ... err..
"He taught me to climb the Empire State Building" - BisRock Industries on Reclusive Monkey
"Nailed it!" - Ariel on BisRock Industries
"Nailed what?" - purge on Ariel
"It." - Ariel on purge