Booleus Presidential Endorsement for December [Operation Teabag]

Day 729, 09:16 • Published in Canada Canada • by Booleus

I'll start out by being honest about myself here. I don't have alot of military push. My cabinet positions have always involved social services (education, state matters). Some PMs take me seriously, others don't. No matter what position I hold in the Canadian Government, this article does not advocate a Canadian Government position. Now that that's out of the way, I am going to make this simple.

I love to hate the eUK. Don't get me wrong, i go to #euk sometimes and chat, and some of those laddies/chaps/whatever are quite pleasant.

This December, I endorse whichever presidential candidate that would like to use their influence pressuring the Brolliance/EDEN to make the eUK's life miserable. Canada has just gotten back on our feet, and thanks to the treacherous Brits, we had some difficulty doing so. If we do not invade the eUK soon, they may find another alliance to hide behind.

eRepublik is not for training wars. Countries that involve themselves solely in training wars are boring. No one gets hurt in real wars, and all the drama, flaming, and goals that come about because of real wars are what I live for.

Why the eUK? Why not Hungary? Simple. Hungary were our enemies, they didnt pretend to be our friends then trick us, and we already handed Hungary their asses on the way out of Canada. Plus, my grandma could beat the eUK, not only will it be fun, it is a guaranteed success.

I urge my fellow citizens, congressmen, potential cabinet members, armed forces, etc to support whichever candidate that will kickstart Operation Teabag immediately.



EDIT: Shortly after this was published i found out that widdows9000 had actually taken a bunch of eUK military orgs and has given them till 11pm their time to attack the eUS. While I would never rob my own government, I commend anyone who can put the eBrits into this type of position, i only hope he gives nothing back no matter what move they make