NEW RECRUIT
SKYJACKED
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
The Admiral is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the Admiral what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long.
"Let me show you," says the Admiral.
He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it.
"This'll be the best sex you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy."
The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway.
After he finishes up, the Admiral returns.
"Wow! That was the best sex I've ever had! I want to do it all day & every day!"
"Fine. You can do it multiple times every day except for the Thursdays."
"Why not on Thursdays?"
"That's Odan's day off and your day in the barrel."
Grtzzz & Happy Valentines Weekend
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Comments
Ouch, he didn't see that coming! XD
thks for the endorsement m8 🙂
lol 😃 (btw looks more like a battleship with those big guns imo)
its a special aircraft carrier ......one that can protect it's self 😉
hehe :3
looool
😃
THKS 🙂
Very funny, I just have one message to everyone associated with the navy
http://youtu.be/InBXu-iY7cw
LOOOOL , YMCA LOL , thks for the endorsement m8 🙂
LOL
eheheheh
good to see you smile 🙂 , and thks for the endorsement m8 🙂
So basically, the Admiral and Odan have had sexual relations? The plot thickens..
i dunno ,....i don't like cruises and wasn't there 😉
the barrel is only for the lower ranks 😉
v!
lol