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Fellow eCanadians, I am writing this article today to announce my candidacy for Country President.



Keep in mind, I am not officially supported by MDP nor any other party at this moment. However, my goal is to assist the excluded community that is being oppressed by the upper parties of this fine community. That's right, I'm talking about the SUFFER Coalition.



Three of the top five parties banded together as an act of defiance that was designed to ISOLATE the community by splitting it for one side or the other. Now, I don't really care. (If I say anything I'm certain Foxfire and DMV will tell me I'm scared. Which I'm not, that's why I'm running from that confrontation.)

This “coalition” built out of three of the top five parties was created to combat oppression/exclusion. However, you are now excluding and oppressing THE BOTTOM PARTIES. This is unacceptable, as a man who fights for the underdog I am disgusted to find that you are oppressing and excluding my brethren.

PFC, SUFFER and IW are now in my eyes, elitists. Which is silly, because your parties don't provide anything at all. (Besides a voting block for the same few congress members who I am still waiting for to contribute in some way.)

To combat this oppression and exclusion, we come to a full circle.



My candidacy for Country President, which is inspired by the eCanadian patriot and hero, James R Bond.

(Fun fact this is on the top search for James R Bond linking to one of our eCanadian articles)

Here are my plans for this term:

First, I will field a roster of Cabinet Ministers that have never performed their job before to combat Exclusion and Oppression while offering an opportunity to smaller players to learn a task for the future.

They will be assisted by Ministry Deputies that have performed the job before. These Ministry Deputies will have their own deputy to further expand the idea that we're teaching people things while in reality they're just doing the deputy's work for him.

Second, I will create a Group Discussion built from every single valid political party so that everyone has a say. This will further assist us in creating smaller communities and expanding their experiences.

A valid party's only requirement is at least two members. This requirement can be waived if you are a high level who's willing to bribe me.



Third, instead of making decisions for myself which will ultimately lead to nothing I will draw upon the community for the most boring term in months. This is in honor of Oinyo/Foxfire, who have returned to eCanada safely.

Welcome back, Wolves. (Please take your party back now. I swear I won't PTO it.)

If there is nothing provided by the community, I will instead ask Klop for his opinion and then proceed to do the opposite of it.

Fourth, when I am elected James R Bond will be selected as honorary CP for the month and will be asked to be my personal adviser. This way the ideals of eCanada will always be present during my term and as well as creating an ever-lasting role model for the new players.

Fifth and most important, any War Funds that are started during my term will only be used for an Airstrike on eChile and the war effort when we land. For every 50K CAD contributed, I will contract a Ginger Article to be published to support my troops and the great land of eCanada.



(I am essentially paying you to search for pictures of gingers, Shere. Do not disappoint me.)

Finally, Shere Richard Parker will be Minister of Gingers and nothing you say will change this.


(We're almost to the point where searching Shere results in all of his ginger pictures)

Additionally, as a tack-on to the Fifth Article there will be a reward system for the entirety of eCanada to promote unity.

For every territory and bonus taken, there will be gingers.

Also Training Ground loans.

Fight against Oppression and Exclusion.

Vote Zianni Vaatez for Country President this December over the equally incapable candidates we have that month.