[WTP] Oblige for Congress
Oblige
I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 16, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article with some updated copy pasta.
First: behold! I have my own collectible trading card!
This term: I will be running with We the People.
If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Pet Mazzy Cat nearly every time I enter #wtp
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information
My curriculum vitae:
★ Six Term as President of these eUnited States
★ Most Presidential American Ever
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Fifteen term Congressman
★ Select Committee on Intelligence Member
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ Recipient of Congressional W.H.A.L.E. Award
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil
So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!
Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2332158/1/20
We the People for Congress!
Comments
Seems accurate, especially the "Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position."
Good luck though, since you've sworn to pet Mazzy consistently, you shouldn't have much problem getting in. As far as I can see, that's what was missing from everyone else's platforms.
/me goes to modify platform
TL😉R
Good luck in the elections o7
(although I doubt you'll get anywhere with such a lucky number...)
Here come Daniel, the Whale 😉
Voted.
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