#Worst2First Hey Feds...

Day 2,597, 21:23 • Published in USA USA • by GoneAndGone


As mah boy Paul Proteus wrote a few days ago him and I are in it to win it for real this time in our pursuit for the glorious title of President of the United States.

Already I've pulled out all the stops, detailing my plans for the presidency in a few articles. Here you can find our position on region acquisition and holdings. and most recently we launched an article detailing how we plan to involve congress in decision making.

As you can see, Paul and I have great plans for ensuring this goes down in history as the greatest term in eUS history. But, we're running into an issue. We're currently losing to the trrble elites on all fronts; Pfeiffer and his number 2 best ally for life Franklin Stone are doing all they can to ensure that I do not bring real change to this nation.

The only people who can save this nation, and URN REEL DEMOKRASY, are the Feds.



As of this publishing, I am losing 6-5 in the Federalist primary to determine who they support. It is fitting that the Feds will determine my fate in this election due to my well published history with the Feds.

When I first came to America, the Federalist Party was my party of choice, and thus, they were the first party to run me for, and get me elected into congress. I spent a few terms as a Federalist congressman, but alas my affiliation with the party was ended short.

But our relationship carried strong. Throughout my political career, the Feds have always been there shouting alongside me, writing articles about me, commenting on me. Were these things all in support of me? Probably. I didn't read them.

HOWEVER you don't read emotion, you feel it, and IM FEELING IT NOW MR. FEDS!


This is how I'll feel if you don't vote for me...


How I'll feel when Feds save Demokrasy.

So, Feds, mah boys, help me help this country. Vote for me in your primary, get me on the ballot, and I'll do the rest.

Oh, and P.S. Evry said she'll personally make sure I don't steal the treasury, and come on, women are always trustworthy with money.