[Wook4CP] I'm not going to steal any money, but what will I do?

Day 2,477, 04:05 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


What will a WookieO term entail?

In my last article I revealed that I was running for the position of Country President once again. In this article I hope to give you some idea of how I see things if you choose to elect me.

The first thing I will say here is that I’m not going to make all kinds of rash promises about anything and everything. Having been CP once before and holding the positions of both vice-CP and Minister of Foreign Affairs in subsequent governments, I know there is really no knowing how the month will pan out.

For example, I’m pretty sure our current President, WayneKerr, never envisioned being at war with six nations (Israel, Canada, France, Norway, Sweden AND Finland!) at once when he took office back on August 6th.


When the eUK is at war, eCanada is at war...usually because the Canucks have attacked us though…



What AM I going to do then?

First of all I would like to try and sort out our government orgs. I know from being in government this term that after the BigAnt debacle we still haven’t got access to some of our orgs, mainly due to poor communication and lack of help from the admins. Now I can’t change the admins’ attitudes, but hopefully I can keep sending them ticket after ticket until we get somewhere.


The attitude of the admins perhaps? It’s the impression that I get...

I imagine the current wars that are ongoing now will still be raging by the time the new CP comes to power; if that is me I will continue to push the eUK onwards. We’ve seen some superb campaigns this past month and with enemies such as France, Canada and the Scandos still at our borders this is no time to call a halt to the fighting.

To keep you all apprised of exactly what it is your CP is doing both in the eUK and abroad, I will release an article every few days. These will be varied in nature, some will be simply informative in nature such as this one for example, whilst others may take a different tack, like this one.

Whichever route I take, depending on how many drugs I may or may not have consumed that day, I want to make sure you are not only informed but entertained too. Or at the very least confused and befuddled.


Phil Collins just couldn’t take it anymore, he had to step in…



If you would like to get involved in a potential WookieO government then, much like our beloved WayneKerr, I’m pushing you all to become a part of this country by writing articles. If you tag up your feature, and it’s not complete drivel, then I’ll be happy to endorse it. If you want a fancy title and are prepared to put in some work then send me a PM and I’ll see what I can come up with.


We’re in this together you motley lot, do stuff…

I will release a further article before the election, hopefully giving you and myself some idea of which deranged souls will be assisting me in running this country if you’re kind enough to elect me.

As ever, I appreciate you giving up your time to read this, so thank you.


WookieO

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