[WHPR] Elections, Victory and Change
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White House Press Report - Day 2726 - Elections, Victory, and Change
Dateline: Friday, May 8th, 2015 (Day 2726)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR report is new, improved, and fresh. Before explaining this week’s current events and happenings, the Trekker Administration is pleased to announce the appointment of Tom Cauchon as the new Secretary of Media. Tyler Bubblar will serve as the Deputy Secretary of Media. In addition, Jude Connors and several other contributing writers will assist our new team. More on this later.
As this new team transitions into the Press Room, we would like to congratulate and thank Smee was here for his dedication and service to the Media Department. His writing and talents will be remembered for many years to come. Please join us in thanking Smee for his service to America.
Now, on to this week’s current events. America has had an exciting week! Together, we voted in our incumbent Country President and wiped an enemy off the map. Please read below for a full news story on these events.
President Trekker Victorious
On May 5th, all eUS citizens came to the polling booths to cast votes for this months Country President. This months election race was hotly contested and was an exciting campaign for all sides. Congratulations to President Trekker, carrying 49.94% of the vote, as compared to runner up SFP’s Wooky Jack, who carried 31.95% of the vote. Arrden of The Black Sheep Party, and of course, America’s favorite citizen, RGR, rounded out this months election. See below for specific details on the vote:
In addition, it should be noted that this month had a 6.2% increase in votes cast as compared to last month. For the April 5th election, only 748 votes were cast, while for the May 5th election, 795 votes were cast.
America Victorious against Indonesia
The recent war against the Indonesians, our former foe and current enemy, was extremely successful. The American flag has been raised in all territories of Indonesia, completely wiping the Indonesian islands off the face off the map and giving them that nice purple glow on your mini-maps that represents FREEDOM.
Although some of the early battles swayed in the favor of Indonesia, American dominance soon overtook the inferior Indonesian people. Several of the battles went epic, allowing for the 2x Prestige Points that we all love so much and more fighters flocked to the American side to fight for her quest of victory.
Thank you to all those Americans who fought bravely alongside our allies in Indonesia and our sympathies to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice during the battle. The bald eagle, with our Constitution in its beak, was seen flying over the Indonesian islands yesterday (reports come from USAF commanders in the Pacific).
Many Americans received numerous Battle Hero Medals, Campaign Hero Medals, and True Patriot Medals. Congratulations to all who were rewarded with such honors.
Interested in Writing for WHPR?
In an effort to increase Media Department writing, and to keep things both unique and interesting we’re inviting all eUS citizens to submit a section for the upcoming press releases to be included with the administration’s writing in the WHPR. Any and all experience levels are welcome to submit entries. Anyone who submits an entry will receive a small prize for doing so! You don’t even have to be selected to win a nice participation prize. Send your submissions to Tom Cauchon or Tyler Bubblar. They can be any type of writing about the eUS! Send us your creativity!
Interesting in Working in the Government?
Contact anyone in the administration if you are interested in working for the government. There are plenty of opportunities to work in several different departments under Trekker's administration. Find a comprehensive list of Department heads below and contact them if you'd like more information!
Chief of Staff: The Mike
Secretary of State: ViKy KC
Secretary of Defense: Garmr
Secretary of Interior: BeachBunny
Secretary of Education: Blande
Secretary of Media: Tom Cauchon
Your Inspirational American Gif of the Day
Detroit vs. Toronto, turning into USA vs. Canada. I love it.
Sincerely, Your Newly Appointed WHPR team,
Secretary of Media, Tom Cauchon
Deputy Secretary of Media, Tyler Bubblar
Assistant Writer/Editor, Jude Connors
Dateline: Friday, May 8th, 2015 (Day 2726)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR report is new, improved, and fresh. Before explaining this week’s current events and happenings, the Trekker Administration is pleased to announce the appointment of Tom Cauchon as the new Secretary of Media. Tyler Bubblar will serve as the Deputy Secretary of Media. In addition, Jude Connors and several other contributing writers will assist our new team. More on this later.
As this new team transitions into the Press Room, we would like to congratulate and thank Smee was here for his dedication and service to the Media Department. His writing and talents will be remembered for many years to come. Please join us in thanking Smee for his service to America.
Now, on to this week’s current events. America has had an exciting week! Together, we voted in our incumbent Country President and wiped an enemy off the map. Please read below for a full news story on these events.
President Trekker Victorious
On May 5th, all eUS citizens came to the polling booths to cast votes for this months Country President. This months election race was hotly contested and was an exciting campaign for all sides. Congratulations to President Trekker, carrying 49.94% of the vote, as compared to runner up SFP’s Wooky Jack, who carried 31.95% of the vote. Arrden of The Black Sheep Party, and of course, America’s favorite citizen, RGR, rounded out this months election. See below for specific details on the vote:
In addition, it should be noted that this month had a 6.2% increase in votes cast as compared to last month. For the April 5th election, only 748 votes were cast, while for the May 5th election, 795 votes were cast.
America Victorious against Indonesia
The recent war against the Indonesians, our former foe and current enemy, was extremely successful. The American flag has been raised in all territories of Indonesia, completely wiping the Indonesian islands off the face off the map and giving them that nice purple glow on your mini-maps that represents FREEDOM.
Although some of the early battles swayed in the favor of Indonesia, American dominance soon overtook the inferior Indonesian people. Several of the battles went epic, allowing for the 2x Prestige Points that we all love so much and more fighters flocked to the American side to fight for her quest of victory.
Thank you to all those Americans who fought bravely alongside our allies in Indonesia and our sympathies to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice during the battle. The bald eagle, with our Constitution in its beak, was seen flying over the Indonesian islands yesterday (reports come from USAF commanders in the Pacific).
Many Americans received numerous Battle Hero Medals, Campaign Hero Medals, and True Patriot Medals. Congratulations to all who were rewarded with such honors.
Interested in Writing for WHPR?
In an effort to increase Media Department writing, and to keep things both unique and interesting we’re inviting all eUS citizens to submit a section for the upcoming press releases to be included with the administration’s writing in the WHPR. Any and all experience levels are welcome to submit entries. Anyone who submits an entry will receive a small prize for doing so! You don’t even have to be selected to win a nice participation prize. Send your submissions to Tom Cauchon or Tyler Bubblar. They can be any type of writing about the eUS! Send us your creativity!
Interesting in Working in the Government?
Contact anyone in the administration if you are interested in working for the government. There are plenty of opportunities to work in several different departments under Trekker's administration. Find a comprehensive list of Department heads below and contact them if you'd like more information!
Chief of Staff: The Mike
Secretary of State: ViKy KC
Secretary of Defense: Garmr
Secretary of Interior: BeachBunny
Secretary of Education: Blande
Secretary of Media: Tom Cauchon
Your Inspirational American Gif of the Day
Detroit vs. Toronto, turning into USA vs. Canada. I love it.
Sincerely, Your Newly Appointed WHPR team,
Secretary of Media, Tom Cauchon
Deputy Secretary of Media, Tyler Bubblar
Assistant Writer/Editor, Jude Connors
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First for a new team!
Second for America!
Third for bullshit!
Fourth for a Free Indonesia!
God team.
Yay.
And yeah let's free Indo.
Kind of a bullshit war.
Against another weak nation.
Maybe we should grow a pair and take on a real adversary.
I won't hold my breath.
Bow down before the "God Team" lol
Indo used to be a massive enemy powerhouse.. not sure when or why they went weak, but plowing them under will always bring a little squeal of joy to old soldiers who still bear the scars of a strong Indoneasia.
You do have a point there.
I have no love for the Inplace
But that Indo is long gone.
The only good Indo is a dead Indo.
Lol,
I meant the good new team.
tl;dr
Tom is the man, w00t w00t
Whenever BSP runs someone it takes votes from me, and WookyJack pushed really hard so that didn't help.
Ajay even if you removed the two conditions you named above, you still were going to be defeated. Just a fact.
Personally I could care less if you became CP, hell it would probably bring life into a lifeless game.
You are still a freak and I would never vote for you.
But whatever,
Nevermind.
Stranger thinks have happened.
Whenever any party runs someone it takes votes from you. When people are given a choice between a bag filled with feces and pretty much any other random object they will almost always pick the random object over the bag of feces. So the key to you winning election is to be alone on the ballot so there is no one to choose over you. But even I no longer care if you are president. We have a dictator so you would be harmless. It would be an amazingly funny month of watching the idiotic train wreck that your term would be though. An entire month of glorious tears from you being president but having no power and not being able to do anything you want to do. Hell looking at it that way I support you being president.
I'm excited to see this months media \o/
This should be a lot of fun!
Nicely done, Tom!
I never thought about it until now, but I wonder who gets the money when I sponsor the org.
\o/
Go Blue Jays.
Way to go Tom.
Now get his rocking.
old f***s rejoice at Indo humiliation 😃
FREEDOM indeed 🙂