The eAustralian

A LIBERATED COUNTRY’S CONGRESS
All the fuss over the recent liberation of Western Australia must be giving our country’s Senators an unexpected headache. Speaking of our senators, let’s have a look at the results of Tuesday’s election.

Most Voted Senators:
#1: Iwarrior1 of the Australian National Party with 34 votes
#2: Dean Kong of the Australian Democratic Socialist Party with 32 votes
#3: Aussie Vegeta of the Australian Independents with 28 votes

New South Wales:
#1: Iwarrior1 of the Australian National Party with 34 votes
#2: Dean Kong of the Australian Democratic Socialist Party with 32 votes
#3: Aussie Vegeta of the Australian Independents with 28 votes

Victoria:
#1: CrowdedHouse of the True Blue Party with 17 votes
#2: BlueSteel of the Australian Democratic Socialist Party with 15 votes
#3: Ollie Chase of the Australian Democratic Socialist Party with 12 votes

Queensland:
#1: H.Nelson of the Australian Independents with 20 votes
#2: Newt Gingrich of the Australian National Party with 12 votes
#3: Jster of the Australian Democratic Socialist Party with 9 votes

Northern Territory:
#1: jimmie32 of the Procreate and Populate Party with 4 votes
#2: Dycey Farley of the Australian Democratic Socialist Party with 4 votes
#3: Zoran021 of the Procreate and Populate Party with 4 votes

South Australia:
#1: Cerridwen Voeland of the True Blue Party with 5 votes
#2: Majester of the Procreate and Populate Party with 4 votes
#3: Bass Junkie of the Australian National Party with 4 votes

Tasmania:
#1: Okanius of the Australian Independents with 5 votes
#2: Keegan Knoll of the Australian Independents with 4 votes
#3: Paul Hamon of the Procreate and Populate Party with 4 votes

Of course, don’t forget to have a look at H.Nelson’s excellent analysis of the elections here as always.

In other news, Western Australia, our long lost state, has finally been liberated! See this article for a longer report by myself on the issue.

EDITOR’S COLUMN
Well, I’m definitely ecstatic about the liberation of Western Australia; I’m relatively new to the game, which would probably explain my lack of attention to the finer and more off-putting details, but I still believe that every person in Australia should at least take the time to celebrate as a united and free country, before we lament any further. I’m also very sorry about failing to publish last week’s issue of the newspaper; my real life occupations meant that I was unable to write anything last week.