[USWPPP] Congress and Such

Day 2,468, 09:24 • Published in USA USA • by Kortanul


Yes, I’m keeping that tag, deal with it. And yes, I forgot I still had another article to give you myself--shhh. You don’t get to see Gnil slaving away just yet (believe me I was looking forward to delegating work). I’ll skip the rambling today (maybe). Remember I don’t do pretty.

So here’s what’s going to happen. I’m going to show you my congresspets and you’re going to get excited, vote this article, and vote for USWP this election, right? Seriously though, skip the excitement, I’m just here to satisfy the expectation that you lot see this stuff--apparently you don’t like rushing in blind or something, and I’d hate to disappoint.

At the end I’ll link you to Fast Forward because you like food and whatnot, so consider that bribery. Every politician needs to bribe, right? I guess that might not really count, since it’s more of a reminder and you can always go do your thing. Whatever, here goes, 10cc to every commenter until I get bored of clicking.



1. Artela

Multi-term CP, perpetual member of all things Foreign Affairs and Military, advisor to every CP except one since mid-2012, War Goddess, and just damn hothothot. Recently moved to EZC, but still runs communes on behalf of USAF to keep our soldiers in tanks.

2. SColbert

Nine-term congressman, former Secretary of Interior and Secretary of Homeland Security, twice he’s been PP for USWP, and currently my VPP. C’mon now, SColbert here’s gotta keep busy, and you lot know you love seeing his face in congress.


3. Delyruin

Dely’s dedicated and loyal, and as a part of my party cabinet a natural choice for bringing into congress. You may not have seen him around last month, and I saw the rumors that floated at first, but he’ll serve the country and party well and proud.


4. john nwp

We should all know john by now, but I’m sure a few have missed his name. He’s an officer and QM for USAF, and a damned hard working member of NSC. John finally came on home, and I’m honored by the chance to stuff him into congress for his first term.


5. WhydoIbother

This guy’s quite active and dedicated to the eUS, he’s a member and officer of EZC, and even the captain of their new D2 & 3 elite regiment. He wants more work, we’ll give it to him.


6. Triwolf03

This one’s another member of EZC, and he previously led another T5 party himself. I’ve no great tale of his work in USWP, as he’s only recently come to us, but we can all rest easy knowing that Tri cares about the eUS and its people. He expressed interest in joining congress, and I’m not about to ignore someone with initiative.


7. Wild Owl

This bird's run the country, the party, served in SCI, congress, worked state, everything. He's currently a member of SCI and far more entrenched in politics than most of us, and played a significant role in getting me started in politics myself.


8. don hrleone

This one’s a Croatian, and as all of you workers know, USWP is always good about supporting the local Croatian community by providing them representation in congress.


9. ErrOrka

ErrOrka's played at a few different things in his time--congress, NSC, SCI, IES, nothing particularly outstanding, right? He's also good for his tech work, including AA distribution and IRC bots. So while we may not have a glamorous candidate in this one, he's a helpful worker even outside of politics, and you can always find him on IRC under the nick "sugarfree." Sometimes we need more than just politicians, right?


10. Caconym

Caco/KT is a long-time member of USWP, he’s consistently reliable and often times even amusing. The guy’s been out of the picture a while but he’s ready for another go.


11. Deepchill

Deep has served as CO of EZC forever [at least as far as I’m concerned], grown it into the fine place that it is today, and he’s recently gotten into politics. Deep’s just come off being PP himself, he’s been part of NSC, and he’s a member of SCI, so I’m not about to let him free.


12. Dinnyin



13. eMoria

eMoria’s been the Ambassador to France and with us for a few months now, he’s one of EZC’s elites, and he’s got a solid resume built overseas in France and Switzerland covering most positions already. This is his first time going for congress here in the eUS, and I'm happy to get the door open.


14. SupaHotFire

SHF is a damned fine soldier for EZC, and he served USWP well in congress this past month, so let’s see if we can’t get him in again. We joined on the same day through the same person and where he focused on bulking strength, I went political and got dug into USWP. He recently got to work in politics himself, and I’d like to see that continue.


15. Kortanul

I guess I’m expected to be in here somewhere, so there we go. Too many good options to just throw myself in for the sake of it. Hey, if enough of you vote you’ll even see me joining congress myself, why not?



Now go eat, that was a lot of scrolling, food’s on us.