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The Princefigs Report

Greetings dear Party members. It is I, the one, the only, Princefigs. Today, I wanted to talk about a particularly vile piece of mass messaging that has been sent out by, surprise surprise, Ian John Locke IV. Here is the mass message that he sent out to many, if not most of the members of the party :

http://mibpaste.com/MBgCpW

It should be noted beforehand that " Douche " is he calls himself (befitting name) and I do not, even remotely, like each other. He is part of the crowd that takes this game far, far too seriously. He and his crew are the personification of EXACTLY what is wrong with the party. He is a self-proclaimed elitist that believes that the "power" in this game is real and that the party and party members are mere pawns to keep him in power.

That being said, lets address the specifics in the message :

" Having worked with PrinceFigs while he was
on the Executive Board I feel confident, and qualified, in saying that he's
looking for power "

Ignoring the terrible grammar and sentence structure here, lets focus on this part. Having worked with me on the EB. Ian did nothing while I was on the board other than troll people in #uswpchat (as he continues to do). He did no work at all. As the Communication Director, I asked him several times to assist in the mass messaging that the party was doing. Each time he declined saying things like, " I dont care anymore " or the liking. He didnt do one single thing in the entire 6 months I was active on the board.

Secondly, he may feel confident and qualified in saying things about me, but notice who he in this part of his message and in the following parts, makes sweeping generalizations that attack me, but, he doesnt offer any examples at all. Mere circular rhetoric akin to political mud slinging. I believe in the party and its members. I believe that this type of strategy from a old school person that is desperate to hold on to the "power" he covets so greatly. More on that in a minute, unlike him, when I make a claim, I support it 🙂

As far as him saying that I am looking for power. Again, this is a game. There is no power in a game. It seems to me that he is out of touch with reality and lives vicariously through this game...perhaps to compensate for things lacking in his real life. Back to the point, the only power, as it were, that I am looking for is the power to help facilitate change in the party that is disparately needed. I represent new blood. New ideas, new positions that will bring about a much needed change. I am not going to keep the same old same old in power and positions on influence. I am going to get rid of certain people that have been sitting on the board for too long and bring in new blood that truly understands the issues that exist and are committed to changing them. I have made this position known to the current board and they are scared. Ian particularly. Why? Because he knows, deep down, that he is a cancer to USWP and that I will get rid of him.

Moving on.

" Like many he seems to play the game to escape his Real Life
and tries to make up for whatever inadequacies he has in RL by playing the game."

I am pretty sure this entire sentence was in physiological terms; Projection. I don't play this game to escape for RL. I certainly don't use it to " make up for inadequacies " in RL. The very thought is laughable really. I don't think many people at all do this. See how he thinks about everyone? Does he really hold the position that your RL sucks so much that you have to play a game...this terrible one at that....to escape from it? Hell, I don't know anyone in the game that does that.

I know many people that have very interesting lives. CivilAnarchy and Cerb are law students for example. Being that I am a practicing Constitutional Lawyer, I have spent quite a lot of time speaking with them at length about law and Constitutional matters. I can speak from experience, law students do not need this game to escape from their pitiful lives as Ian is suggesting. Most people I have talked to have a lot going for them in RL. Ian may not, they do. We play this game because, in weird ways, its very entertaining. It gives us a chance to socialize with others in a unique environment. Ian, Im serious here, if you really use this game to escape from your real life....please, please get some help. Life gets better 🙂


He, and his allies, cannot attack my plans, ideas, or positions, so they attack me with baseless accusations without offering the tiniest bit of proof. In this message, he is betting that you are apathetic and will be too ignorant to actually make your own decisions based on the parties best interests and the ideas / platforms that the candidates bring forth. Friends, I know that you are sick of the internal BS. The fighting , the apathetic and failing leadership, the same people holding power in the party time and time again.

His first movements on the EB were to try to get other members removed by trying to find loop holes, or vague wordings in the USWP Constitution.

He is a little confused here. My first action as a EB member was to raise the Zombie Horde from its grave and reinvigorate it. Which I did. The month that I did that, here were the results :

http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-24-election-congress-date-2011-03-region-0

the month after that :

http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-24-election-congress-date-2011-03-region-0

So, that was my first action, and I was successful. The Zombie Horde has since died, again, one of the first things I am going to do as PP is resurrect it again. On to finding vague wordings in our USWP Constitution. Two things : 1 ) How many of you knew that we even had a USWP Constitution for those that did, how many were asked about any of it before it was passed? 2 ) IM A CONSTITUTIONAL LAWYER! Of course I am going to look for weaknesses in a Constitution that can be exploited by those hell bent on doing us harm. That's what someone, who loves the party, does if they are able.

I have exposed how he has failed so far, lets continue :

"Clearly he was threatened by them and had a personal vendetta against one of them."

Pfeiffer is the " one of them " that he is referring to. As you recall, I addressed why I am opposed to Pfeiffer. So, that point is defeated too.

"As Party President, I find it hard to believe that Figs will do much to help the party. "

Ian links the party to himself. He sees himself as the party. Thats one of his faults. Ian allows his personal feelings to cloud his judgement as well. I have a detailed plan that is going to stop the bleeding of members that he are enduring currently. Anyone remember having less than 500 members before? Check this out :

USWP has less than 500 members

Guys, clearly, the old blood, the old ways are no longer working. We need change.

"He'll likely block new and promising party members from the Executive
Board if he feels threatened by them "

I found this part especially entertaining and delusional. Not sure if he is flatly lying to you or if he is just mentally unbalanced. His MAIN reason for not wanting me as PP is that I AM GOING TO BRING IN NEW MEMBERS TO THE EB. This is a fact that I have repeatedly stated. Beyond that, I AM GOING TO GET RID OF A FEW PEOPLE ON THE EB CURRENTLY Those that are cancers and that contribute nothing, or too little to the party to rate the title of Executive board member.

" or just attempt to troll them until they leave the party. (We all know he cannot troll.)"

This was funny too. I dont troll. Ian is the very definition of a troll and I have spoken with several people that have left the party AS A DIRECT RESULT OF HIS TROLLING. Can you say ironic ? I knew that you could.

"On top of that, the USWP has always had close communications and cooperated with
other parties. Figs has alienated most, if not all, of the other parties'
leadership. It would be all but impossible for the USWP to maintain any kind of interparty relationships."

Funny, lets look at the current Top 5 Party Presidents and evaluate my relationship with them :

Libs - Marxus - Marxus and I have had several legal discussions on IRC and have a good relationship. We are not the closest of friends, no doubt, but we have never once exchanged a single negative word. I think that he has a good legal mind. I was actually impressed with some of his ideas.

AMP - Hailman - Hailman and I have a good relationship as well. He has said several times that there are many problems with USWP that are rooted in current leadership (read : E😎 and supports the changes that I want to implement and supports me directly for USWP PP (see comments below). Most of the people I want to get rid of, he would agree need to go. Ask him yourself. SVV, the next possible PP of the party, and I are best of friends on the game. He will run for POTUS next month, expect to see him and I working together in some regard 🙂

Feds - Mourning Star - Honestly, I have had no interactions with Mourning Star. However, several of the top members of that party I have a good relationship with.

So, I just debunked that theory. I can go on about how I was asked to be the Chief of staff for Thedillpickls campaign for POTUS. About how I have been asked to be the VP for one potential candidate next month, and CoS for two others, but I will digress.

Of course, Ian lacked the courage to send me the letter he mass messaged around. So, I got copies from a few people. One in particular sent me this correspondence with Ian. (reposted with permission from the supplier. Name removed to protect his privacy.)

http://mibpaste.com/p5sTS6

This message speaks for itself. Lacking evidence or facts, he resorts to all he knows...trolling. Calls me a bunch of names and it is pretty laughable. Funny thing is, the guy that sent me this, was not even decided on who he was voting for until he got this letter from Ian. He has since said that he is voting for me. 🙂

Anyway, I will be putting out a new article tomorrow addressing the my intentions as PP of our party. Just felt like I needed to set the record straight with respect to Ians trolling.

Keep it real.