[USWP] First Things First

Day 2,981, 22:06 • Published in USA USA • by dmjohnston

Mood Music: DMJ has Risen

So I've actually been back for a while, but I've been sticking to the shadows mostly. This month however, I was elected as the President of the USWP. I've spent time in a lot of parties over the years. I suppose it was only a matter of time before I came to the elitist cabal.

Earlier today, Pfeiffer issued a challenge in our party fee😛



I didn't even see that post until I had received a message. The only message. From greeling. I can't even post the message here because it will get my article deleted. Pervert.

Naturally, I was disappointed once I saw the post and realized that only greeling had taken the challenge.



In response to this underwhelming level of activity, the time has come for something new and yet old. In a throwback to my terms as a Party President in WTP, it's time to bring back "Caption DMJ's Kids!"

Head on over to the USWP Party Forum and come up with the best caption for the picture of my adorable child/children. Each week, there will be a new picture with a new opportunity to win fabulous prizes!



Dio bless you, and Dio bless the eUnited States of America.