Today I bring you a new edition of the Drunk Donkey focused on a few topics which are the party president elections, Alleyrat operation and Air Force Statistics.
So, let’s get started!
Today we start with the Alleyrat operation. It was never a secret this guy is my friend, we had a path since we started playing and we both worked as ambassadors back then when Tenshibo was Secretary of State. Personally, at the beginning I decided to stay as much out as possible from the operation after I got acknowledged about it, I didn’t want to compromise it. I have to admit, I took some calculated risks when I decided to take a look at the AFA room back then and mentioned it on eNPR, but I thought it’d be good not only to draw out attention but also to make sure Alleyrat wouldn’t be compromised. Too bad things didn’t go the way we all wanted but hey! Alleyrat did something few of us would do: He sacrificed his reputation for a while to try to infiltrate AFA and acknowledge things.
Even though the operation didn’t fully succeed, I admire the courage of this true eAmerican and his sacrifice. I want to make clear to all Americans that Alleyrat is not a traitor and he is loyal to the eUSA.
Differential Diagnose: Cancer
Disease definition: Defined by the spreading of PTO cells over the country. These cells enter the country from various ways but they all use one very little cell as the highest PTO: Ajay Bruno aka Ronald Gipper Reagan.
Histological Pattern: Heterogen cells from various different nations. These cells show aggressivity towards the legit organism as well as among each other. High mitotic indexes which indicates high aggressivity. High immunological markers such as IgG which indicate a possible secondary infection as well.
Present Oncogenes: 1K2P-MADNESS; 1K3P-INSANITY; 2L1P-CHAOS; 45PKD-PTO.
Disease Stage: Stage III. Very present symptoms such as IES violations, disruption of congress proposals, harassment, general chaos.
Treatment: Unity elections, ATO votes, Intelligence Services work. Oh and a medical facility for Ajay. Surgery removal. (Yeah I love knives, trololol)
Side effects: Anger of the Serbian overlords, Anger/frustration/sadness of Ajay (hey! That’s not a side effect, that’s a good thing, trololololol), frustration of the PTO movement for their so called “Freedom”. If it was for them, we would be sitting on the United States of Serbia right now.
So yesterday we had our elections, let’s take a look at the results:
AMP: Emdoublegee (44.57%)
WTP: John Jay (79.84%)
Federative Party: bigcdizzle (51.53%)
United States Workers Party: Artela (68.42 %)
AFA: Ronald Gipper Reagan (58.44%)
INCI: Kemal Ergenekon (43.60%)
First of all, congratulations to Emdoublegee!! Now, as for the other parties, let’s take a look, WTP, Feds, USWP and INCI are safe and without AFA political take-over. Norbengo attempted to run for INCI Party President but the party was secured by ATO efforts, we all knew AFA would try something, I’m just glad they didn’t manage to suceed.
Air Force Statistics
Well, these aren’t yet the Soldier Statistics, but yes the Military Unit Statistics:
So taking a look, it seems the activity levels are improving around Air Force, we expect to have more activity boosts soon after we release the new programs we have been working on. I have to recognise our progress on the soldier statistics has been slow but we are looking for a tool to give us direct the statistics without have to look over pages and pages in the egov4you. I hope you all understand that getting or coding such tool can take its time.
Besides, Airmen... Aim High!! Always!!
Department of Homeland Security and IES
As you all know, I’m the new head of the Immigration Enforcement Service and I’ve been in charge of this security service from a few days until now. It is a fact USA needs a tough skin with Immigration and we can’t have security breaches. Considering this and considering the improve of the Intelligence services, the IES, as well as other American Intelligence Agencies are cooperating into creating a new central Blacklist database. We intend to improve the efficiency and accountability of the all our Internal Security.
Department of Homeland Security also released a new program for Citizen reports in regards of PTO, please citizens, use that program the best you can in order to improve our security.
I also leave a warning to the AFA members using this program to send fake data that you will all be tracked by the intelligence services and measures will be taken in that regards.
Besides, America, stay safe, we are all looking for you!
I hope you have enjoyed your time reading "The Drunk Donkey" and I hope it was informative as well.
Thank you all and best regards,
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