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[USA] Secret Operation America

Day 1,823, 21:43 by Luis Nordmann

Hello Americans,

Today I bring you a new edition of the Drunk Donkey focused on a few topics which are the party president elections, Alleyrat operation and Air Force Statistics.

So, let’s get started!

Alleyrat Operation

Today we start with the Alleyrat operation. It was never a secret this guy is my friend, we had a path since we started playing and we both worked as ambassadors back then when Tenshibo was Secretary of State. Personally, at the beginning I decided to stay as much out as possible from the operation after I got acknowledged about it, I didn’t want to compromise it. I have to admit, I took some calculated risks when I decided to take a look at the AFA room back then and mentioned it on eNPR, but I thought it’d be good not only to draw out attention but also to make sure Alleyrat wouldn’t be compromised. Too bad things didn’t go the way we all wanted but hey! Alleyrat did something few of us would do: He sacrificed his reputation for a while to try to infiltrate AFA and acknowledge things.

Even though the operation didn’t fully succeed, I admire the courage of this true eAmerican and his sacrifice. I want to make clear to all Americans that Alleyrat is not a traitor and he is loyal to the eUSA.

Medical Report

Patient: USA

Differential Diagnose: Cancer

Disease definition: Defined by the spreading of PTO cells over the country. These cells enter the country from various ways but they all use one very little cell as the highest PTO: Ajay Bruno aka Ronald Gipper Reagan.

Histological Pattern: Heterogen cells from various different nations. These cells show aggressivity towards the legit organism as well as among each other. High mitotic indexes which indicates high aggressivity. High immunological markers such as IgG which indicate a possible secondary infection as well.

Present Oncogenes: 1K2P-MADNESS; 1K3P-INSANITY; 2L1P-CHAOS; 45PKD-PTO.

Disease Stage: Stage III. Very present symptoms such as IES violations, disruption of congress proposals, harassment, general chaos.

Treatment: Unity elections, ATO votes, Intelligence Services work. Oh and a medical facility for Ajay. Surgery removal. (Yeah I love knives, trololol)

Side effects: Anger of the Serbian overlords, Anger/frustration/sadness of Ajay (hey! That’s not a side effect, that’s a good thing, trololololol), frustration of the PTO movement for their so called “Freedom”. If it was for them, we would be sitting on the United States of Serbia right now.

Party Presidentials

So yesterday we had our elections, let’s take a look at the results:

AMP: Emdoublegee (44.57%)

WTP: John Jay (79.84%)

Federative Party: bigcdizzle (51.53%)

United States Workers Party: Artela (68.42 %)

AFA: Ronald Gipper Reagan (58.44%)

INCI: Kemal Ergenekon (43.60%)

First of all, congratulations to Emdoublegee!! Now, as for the other parties, let’s take a look, WTP, Feds, USWP and INCI are safe and without AFA political take-over. Norbengo attempted to run for INCI Party President but the party was secured by ATO efforts, we all knew AFA would try something, I’m just glad they didn’t manage to suceed.

Air Force Statistics

Well, these aren’t yet the Soldier Statistics, but yes the Military Unit Statistics:

So taking a look, it seems the activity levels are improving around Air Force, we expect to have more activity boosts soon after we release the new programs we have been working on. I have to recognise our progress on the soldier statistics has been slow but we are looking for a tool to give us direct the statistics without have to look over pages and pages in the egov4you. I hope you all understand that getting or coding such tool can take its time.

Besides, Airmen... Aim High!! Always!!

Department of Homeland Security and IES

As you all know, I’m the new head of the Immigration Enforcement Service and I’ve been in charge of this security service from a few days until now. It is a fact USA needs a tough skin with Immigration and we can’t have security breaches. Considering this and considering the improve of the Intelligence services, the IES, as well as other American Intelligence Agencies are cooperating into creating a new central Blacklist database. We intend to improve the efficiency and accountability of the all our Internal Security.

Department of Homeland Security also released a new program for Citizen reports in regards of PTO, please citizens, use that program the best you can in order to improve our security.

I also leave a warning to the AFA members using this program to send fake data that you will all be tracked by the intelligence services and measures will be taken in that regards.

Besides, America, stay safe, we are all looking for you!

I hope you have enjoyed your time reading "The Drunk Donkey" and I hope it was informative as well.

Thank you all and best regards,




Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,823, 21:43

First Denied to Knives!

Candor Day 1,823, 21:48

Good article, V.

Bruce Killah
Bruce Killah Day 1,823, 21:49

Knives for everyone!!! \o/

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,823, 21:57


Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,823, 22:04

^ Lol, amusing RGR. Maybe the real ones will you know... You have some history of harassments and break restrain orders as far as I've heard. Not that it's my business but don't throw stones when your house is made of glass.

Mazzy Cat
Mazzy Cat Day 1,823, 22:09


Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,823, 22:12

lol ok Luis.. because you know me and all

AttilaTheHun13 Day 1,824, 01:41

nice article voted

bigcdizzle Day 1,824, 03:06


Viarizi Day 1,824, 04:25


Oh my God, they are tracking all AFA false reports too?!? So explain again how you have time do any work in DHS?


Tks for the starz

Animis Day 1,824, 04:50

Go Dr. Luis, GO!

V & S

Mr. Swagg
Mr. Swagg Day 1,824, 05:58

Hail Dr. Luis!

morinnest Day 1,824, 06:14

Very nice job. SuperVoted !!!

Nice my wear, isn't it?

DokJon Day 1,824, 06:52


Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,824, 07:29

@Viarizi, dumb question. The staff is large enough to work DHS efficiently. Don't get yourself in stuff you have no idea how it works.

@morinnest, nice dress yeah. (:

Air Force -> ★AIM HIGH★


Hanibal LA
Hanibal LA Day 1,824, 07:32

"ven though the operation didn’t fully succeed," ahahahha it didnt succeed at all !!! dont lie ppl, tell them u got nothing from this one xD

The Valeyard
The Valeyard Day 1,824, 07:40


Molly Emma
Molly Emma Day 1,824, 08:46

Jealous AFA. Jealous and ugly. Oh. And terrorists.

Dbsndust Day 1,824, 09:04

I knew Alleyrat was an infiltrator from the start

HannyaTR Day 1,824, 09:08


StrahimirVeliki Day 1,824, 09:12

Your newspaper icon is not a donkey but some kind of hybrid between a donkey and a pig.

Hostilian Day 1,824, 09:27

No, seriously, how can DHS differentiate between legit and illegit claims if there is enough of them.

For example, I could make a program that would have a DB of trusted citizens that would be the reporters and a DB of other citizens, lower ranking AMP, WTP, Fed, ... party members that would be reported for being infiltrators or something similar. Do you think that is a hard thing to do?

Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,824, 09:32

@Hostilian, we have some good coders in our Tech Dept. It might take a bit of time, but it's doable. Our coders recovered the NSC mass calling bot and other things, they're capable people.

Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,824, 11:30

Comment deleted

Burhan11 Day 1,824, 11:45

looool afa and you all idiots from serbia and fylol failed

good job @dr

Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,824, 12:04

@PROFHTHS, reported for insults, once more.

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,824, 12:43

Ahahahaha, I loved this medical article!

Brave Fighter
Brave Fighter Day 1,824, 12:59


little baby
little baby Day 1,824, 13:23

Good article

Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,824, 13:55


fingerguns Day 1,824, 15:25


Iamnameless Day 1,824, 15:47

nice slides


weezo1 Day 1,824, 16:42

@PROFHTHS<-- this guy is a wuss, each time he delete is own comment.

Viarizi Day 1,824, 18:59


Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,824, 19:41

@weezo1, he doesn't delete his own comments... the mods do delete his comments because they get reported. He's the only person I report non-stop because he's the only person who keeps harassing me through my articles and spamming my inbox with insults.


I didn't read whole of the article but as much as i glanced, it seems that ATO made a good job. Congrats to all participants in the office.

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Day 1,825, 04:06

Needs more drunkeness

Ethan Seelowe
Ethan Seelowe Day 1,825, 05:22


Winter Night
Winter Night Day 1,825, 08:54

\\\ AFA ///

Suzuki Ryosuke
Suzuki Ryosuke Day 1,825, 09:55

''Luis something'' a spy...



Hanibal LA
Hanibal LA Day 1,825, 10:14

@ASP 'I didn't read whole of the article but as much as i glanced, it seems that ATO made a good job. Congrats to all participants in the office."

it nice to see u guys calling "good job" when u defend from AFA attacks in other parties xD ahahah

Jack Lantos
Jack Lantos Day 1,825, 13:30

v s

Luthiens Love
Luthiens Love Day 1,825, 14:03

AJAY STILL! Is there a way to boycot him...I think he enjoys all the attention. Bad or good he loves it. What would happen if everyone where to ignore him..yes you Ajay ignore you would you stop

adrjo Day 1,825, 16:37

Other side effects, non AFA supporters growing tired of no USA wars, reduced bonuses and reduced funding to MU 's, not to mention fixation with one problem . But I guess we don't count, or if we complain too much DHS will take measures. What can the " Serbs" do that you brightsparks have missed.

NicholsSA Day 1,825, 16:40

PEACE propaganda. Haha

Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,825, 17:39

@adrjo, to get less bonuses, you need to have less regions, less regions mean less congressman, less congressman mean less citizenship approvals and less IES violations. Also, less bonuses make some of the ptos to leave. I understand many people are upset with the economic view but in my opinion security comes first and sometimes, we as team, have to do sacrifices.

As for the wars, we do need a war and we might have one soon, you'll have an article about it.

Richard Helms
Richard Helms Day 1,825, 19:43

voted + sub

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,825, 21:37

" less congressman mean less citizenship approvals"

N00b mistake.

Less congressMEN(PLURAL) = more citizenship passes PER CONGRESSMAN.. and less people get medals and titles.. doesn't change the # of people that can be approved.. that is based on national population.

Luis Nordmann
Luis Nordmann Day 1,826, 06:07


No mistake RGR, If you have less congressmen in AFA (assuming the % will drop), your citizenship passes will drop.

N00b mistake of yours. Do the math because your % will eventually drop.

LongLiveTheElitists Day 1,826, 08:07

Elitists trying to conspire to bring down equality? Indonesia does NOT agree.

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