[Unity Candidate] Yddub Emwolb for Country President
irishbhoy1967
Unity. Ireland has never had it. And we certainly never will by electing the most partisan player in the country. WHS's latest stunt shows just how desperate he is to cling onto power, just for the sake of having it. He's had his chance to improve the country and has failed many times over.
Unity requires a few elements. One is a common cause. Another is someone that naturally inspires unity. Someone that rides a horse. WHS can deliver neither. My guy can...
My unity Candidate rides a horse. I win.
YDDUB EMWOLB FOR PRESIDENT OF THIS FOCKING SH^THOLE
Anyone here that can't unite behind Yddub is someone Ireland is better off without. If you don't vote for Yddub then you're not very intelligent, probably ugly, boring and have no likeable personality traits.
Picking a few people from another party to be in Cabinet doesn't mean unity. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. If you want real unity, then vote for the man that has bailed Ireland out countless times. Who has contributed to our Community more than all the rest of us put together, without ever looking for so much as an iota of credit or recognition for doing so. Yddub is Mr. Ireland.
CABINET OF YDDUB EMWOLB
President: Yddub Emwolb. The greatest e-Irelander of All-Time. OUR TALISMAN.
Vice-President: moomoohead. One of the most radical, inventive and fun players we've ever had here. A terrible speller but an all round good guy and a player of the highest calibre, moo is a one off. Moo wants all his friends to vote for Yddub.
Minister of Finance: Sweet Drinker. Sweet has agreed to come out of retirement to make us rich again. I'll personally donate 100,000 IEP to the treasury if it's in the capable hands of Sweet.
Minster of Defence: MUFC92. Simply the best man for the job.
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Me. Been MoFA a gazillion times in a few countries. Can do that job in my sleep. I'm comin' out of retirement, bitches.
Minister of Community:: James Keiller and Stilpo. What a pairing. 101% awesomeness is sure to result from this.
Minster of Silence: Castaneda. Takes over this Ministry seeing as he beat Kurgan's ass in the Battle of the Libertads.
Minster of something something just-put-him-in-there-somewhere-ffs: Malbekh.
What this Yddub Adminsistration will bring to you
We'll get this dump back on track.
So Ireland, you have one last chance to save yourself from being sh*t forevermore.
VOTE YDDUB EMWOLB.
VOTE FOR IRELAND.
Comments
Down with this sort of thing
"My unity Candidate rides a horse. I wim." - A wim you say?
I hear his horse is Shergar that he bought of the RA,
If you can't get behind YD you may aswell jump of a bridge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
ABOUT FRIGGIN' TIME!!!! This should have happened literally years ago!
Yddub would shout this from the rooftops himself but he's a little horse atm.
Ha ha...Moo, Castaneda, Malbekh and IBhoy support eachother.
Now i know Marcus is innocent.....
All that treasury thefts and "evidences"......like i said...IBhoy is behind that and creatures like moo and mlabekh did their dirty job for him...
"Libertad" that claims to fight for freedom support IBhoy, the King of bullies and scammers in ireland.
Now you see why i had to protect the last true Libertad MU from contamination of mentioned above.
IBhoy....butthurt..still? with them...
If Yddub wins will sawc return some of the stolen money? Considering IBhoy is behind this theft...
free poney rides and milk, to anyone who votes.
This is an exceptional team and an exceptional citizen.
No deal.
I am impressed and I don't impress easy as you know. I wholeheartedly endorse Yddub as the best grumpy old git for the job.
Ha. Just read that. If elected I will become Minister of Propaganda and Character Assassination
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzOHq5WbQ8k
Lemon'd
too much win in here \o/
I'll be your Minister of Fggts.
please to be bending over
Hope this isn't fake.
Ydub would be a great CP & that is the best cabinet I have ever seen.
The same hype as Obama's first election ;_:
o7
If this is true, then awesome, I'll even resign from elections.
If this is lie then whs is winning elections because of draining votes.
I'd of thought being in the cabinet you would of known if it was real or fake ;_;
Yddub is by far the greatest person ever to ride a horse.
@keiller \o/
Well that's some cabinet for one cabinet, like a fantasy horror, kinda Shaun of the Dead, but good.
Excellent news, apart from Multi-McF*ck.
The original is always the best: Vote eIreland 5th November - Vote WHS!
Comrade lovely is a bender
Move along. Nothing to see here. I'm not running. I would rather take a shower at Penn State with Coach Sandusky than run eIreland at the moment.
Besides, Castaneda would be Minister of Good Herb.
lol , just saw this and thought it was real till i got to my name and then yddubs comment , Pity though
Nope, it is real, or else moo has been duped again.
*checks list*
Yeah, he's up there all right.
Tell you what, I'll PM Sweet and ask him to confirm it's true. We'll be right back. MUFC, if you withdraw your candidacy you'll be a real patriot.
In the meantime, will remain sceptical
Don't listen to Yddub, he's only there as a figurehead, as long as he doesn't move or talk, we'll be fine
Leave YDub as our party's candidate plz 🙂
"as long as he doesn't move or talk, we'll be fine"
^that's a bit 'arsh. I'm seeing him in a Father Jack-like capacity... random drunken roaring and general amadánary would be allowed, surely?
Tell you what, I'll PM Sweet and ask him to confirm it's true. We'll be right back. MUFC, if you withdraw your candidacy you'll be a real patriot.
lold thanks for letting me know that xdxd
Fck Ydubb.
Vote for his horse
OK, who's buying votes for this turkey?
Could be one of the 737 subscriptions..
eCroatians, eCanadians. IBhoy's been around. Doesn't have to buy. Lots of subscribers.
25-84 in 1 hour, unlikely, excuse me for being a crank
Speaking of cranks, I love Yddub's new party, I'd join, but he won't let anyone in
"Could be one of the 737 subscriptions.."
😁 that
I'd vote Yddub and the horse he rode in on....
Great article Ibhoy... well done.
If only...
lol I bet Marcus bought votes !
fake article or is yddub ur multi? Probably a joke but I will play along if this was an independent player that you respect so much shouldnt he chose his own cabinet?
Also do you plan to steal or sell any regions. Just asking as you so boastfully claimed doing it a couple of months ago.
Shut up you fool.
This would be so epic! This NEEDS to happen!!!
yddub rode off on his horse, next month.
At least Krakken stands up and states his opinion instead of being smothered by all of these old guard Irish who think they know best for everyone and think they should control our lives.
Control your lives? lol that's a bit overly dramatic don't you think? Stop being such a big girls blouse.
There are too many noobs here, like yourself, that have never seen e-Ireland with a good Government. WHS and co are the standard you are accustomed to, so now you see it as acceptable.
You have a big mouth and nothing to back it up with. You're welcome to continue supporting poor standards and utter failure if you like. But don't think you won't be called retarded because of it.
Control our lives? Wouldn't that be terrible, Aries?
Oh wait.
"I come from a group of players whom are migrating over to erepublik, specifically Ireland, to take root in this country and shape it up into an offensive, proactive country, not a defensive, reactive, pushover country. Part of our agenda will involve taking over your political parties, your military units, your news media, and eventually your congress and presidential seat."
(Aries Prime, Day 1727),
It's the misuse of the word "whom" I find most objectionable.
Ah come on lads, do we HAVE to keep on beating AP over a small indiscretion of megalomania when he first arrived here to these hallowed shores?
Yeah, you're right. We do.