[Unity Candidate] Yddub Emwolb for Country President

Day 1,809, 19:07 Published in Ireland Canada by irishbhoy1967



Unity. Ireland has never had it. And we certainly never will by electing the most partisan player in the country. WHS's latest stunt shows just how desperate he is to cling onto power, just for the sake of having it. He's had his chance to improve the country and has failed many times over.

Unity requires a few elements. One is a common cause. Another is someone that naturally inspires unity. Someone that rides a horse. WHS can deliver neither. My guy can...


My unity Candidate rides a horse. I win.


YDDUB EMWOLB FOR PRESIDENT OF THIS FOCKING SH^THOLE

Anyone here that can't unite behind Yddub is someone Ireland is better off without. If you don't vote for Yddub then you're not very intelligent, probably ugly, boring and have no likeable personality traits.

Picking a few people from another party to be in Cabinet doesn't mean unity. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. If you want real unity, then vote for the man that has bailed Ireland out countless times. Who has contributed to our Community more than all the rest of us put together, without ever looking for so much as an iota of credit or recognition for doing so. Yddub is Mr. Ireland.


CABINET OF YDDUB EMWOLB

President: Yddub Emwolb. The greatest e-Irelander of All-Time. OUR TALISMAN.

Vice-President: moomoohead. One of the most radical, inventive and fun players we've ever had here. A terrible speller but an all round good guy and a player of the highest calibre, moo is a one off. Moo wants all his friends to vote for Yddub.

Minister of Finance: Sweet Drinker. Sweet has agreed to come out of retirement to make us rich again. I'll personally donate 100,000 IEP to the treasury if it's in the capable hands of Sweet.

Minster of Defence: MUFC92. Simply the best man for the job.

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Me. Been MoFA a gazillion times in a few countries. Can do that job in my sleep. I'm comin' out of retirement, bitches.

Minister of Community:: James Keiller and Stilpo. What a pairing. 101% awesomeness is sure to result from this.

Minster of Silence: Castaneda. Takes over this Ministry seeing as he beat Kurgan's ass in the Battle of the Libertads.

Minster of something something just-put-him-in-there-somewhere-ffs: Malbekh.


What this Yddub Adminsistration will bring to you

We'll get this dump back on track.

So Ireland, you have one last chance to save yourself from being sh*t forevermore.

VOTE YDDUB EMWOLB.
VOTE FOR IRELAND.