[UKRP] WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN THE PARTAY

Day 2,619, 03:20 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Addaway



If there’s one thing that the eUK hasn’t got enough of at the moment, its articles about the UK Reform Partaaaaaaaay.

If, for some bizarre reason, you aren’t a member of the best top 5 party (obvs Spamicans is best overall) in the eUK; I’ve taken some time out from helping to plan our PTO of the UKPP Congress election campaign to tell you why you should be.

REASON NUMBER ONE: WE’RE SUPER COOL GUYS

I mean, if you want any proof that all the kewlest guys in the eUK are here then just check our congress lists…..filled with only the most dedicated and sexy eUKers around
Pretty great list yeah? We think so…



REASON NUMBER TWO: BEER PONG

Every month, the UKRP runs a beer pong championship which all members are free to enter into. I have fixed won the last 8 championships to stand undisputed as the Partay’s master of beer pong- a truly prestigious title. Think you can best me? Gonna have to join the UKRP….




REASON NUMBER THREE: COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY

Unlike the people who are frequently in charge of the dastardly, nefarious two parties above the UKRP in the rankings, we put the eUK before everything else. You won’t see us running sh*t candidates for CP just because it promotes our party, and a lot of our members would vote against a UKRP list if it was substandard compared to another. Y’all should join UKRP for a party that has some actual common sense


That’s right TUP and UKPP, you know what you are…



TL😉R

You should Join UKRP. We’re f*cking great.