[UKRP] Almighty Congress of Wonder

Day 2,743, 01:03 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Gali.

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This has been an extremely hard thing for me to decide on, yet after hours deciding whether I should put LoB at the top or just scrap it and give Certacito his three-hundred-and-twelfth Congress medal, I have finally come to a 'decision'. Take your time to read this list, and try to understand how it aligns itself with your political ideals. Remember that is stands for a Congress that works to better the eUK in every way, and help the community in every aspect.



Apples has been on a roll the past couple of months, being key in the creation of the constitution, running for dictator (along with like 46 others), and even doing a lot of boring MoF stuff. In the coming term I do not doubt that he will continue with this balancing act of possessing a brain whilst being active.

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WookieO

Another member of my star front row (incidentally, Wook would be the hooker), Wook has masses of experience in politics. With 2 terms as CP and 8 terms as Congressman, there is no secrecy as to why I've put Wook so high up; cuz he's a good politician innit. In the coming month I do not doubt that WookieO will continue in the same sensible and pragmatic manner that he always has done in Congress.

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Addaway

Ad too has a great deal of experience under his belt, again with 8 previous terms in Congress. It is due to the tireless and incredible work that Ad has been up to in the past month or two, reforming just about everything in Congress, that I place Ad in 3rd place. I can certainly see Ad continuing with the endless stream of law-making and organisation, improving Congress and indeed the nation for everyone in the next month.


Our ESO candidate for this month, I'm sure you'll all agree that Max would make an excellent addition to Congress as per usual. Max's great work as CP and in various other positions has made his name known throughout the nation. A vote for UKRP is a vote for ESO!


Perilous is one of the most active players on the list, and coming from the top of the UKPP list last month, his place in fifth is certainly justified. It will be his third Congress term next month, a term that will be lined with his usual activity, friendliness and general ability to be a sensible and clever politician.


One of the most well-known Congressmen in the country, Rob has a wealth of Congress experience. With 15 terms under his belt -15 terms of improving the eUK- I have the utmost confidence that Rob will do us proud this month. Expect the usual and traditional UKRP Congress swagger.


Certacito is basically the king of oldfags, and with age comes wisdom (unless you go mad). Even after like 40 terms in Congress, Certacito is still trying to reform and improve the way this country is run. The experienced backbone of the UKRP Congress, a vote for UKRP is a vote for experience.


Roachford has not ceased to make his name heard in the UKRP and eUK. Roachford has been incredibly active, sensible, and friendly in the community for a long time. Along with this, he has two terms of being greatly active in Congress, and I do not doubt he will do all he can to make his third term even better.

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Scarfar

The former lonely dictator, Scarfar is certainly qualified to get into Congress. Even after his time as benevolent ruler and saviour of our nation, Scarfar has continued to try and stay involved in politics and the community. In the next month, Scarfar will continue with the usual work of keeping the eUK safe and stuff.


Arguably with a better name than Chaz, he is one of the most well-known members of the eUK. It is because of his sterling work as MoD and CP that he is so well known, and I'm sure this will continue into the next month. A vote for the UKRP is a vote for 'hard work and sh*t'.



Apologies to Cyg, Thomas, Luke, Kearo, Gyantse, Samuelar, and Tomas for not putting you higher up. You're all great people and I would defo give you your Congress medals next time!


Various Awards

The best Star Wars related meme goes to Thomas765 for this slammer-

The caption was "Congress when we takeover this month obviously."


The award for the best all round meme goes to Rob for this sizzling maymay-


Ouch.


The award for the most modest PM ever goes to the lovely Roachford for this-




The award for best story goes to the magnificent WookieO for this-

"Dear Gali, oh Lord of UKRP,

I am writing to you today to tell you all about how I travelled down from sunny London town to even sunnier Devon county last week.

It was a journey of discovery, a road to nowhere and a means to an end.

I started the day off in the usual manner with Mrs Wook giving me a good grooming, before heading off to the local cafe for a full English, a pot of tea and a perusing of the Telegraph.

Having found the world to be in good order, I sauntered off back to Wook Mansion, packed up the car with stuff, things and Mrs Wook...then motored off towards the south west.

With the top down, my gloriously beautiful fur shone in the sunshine with the wind playfully blowing me around as I put the pedal to the metal and roared down the M3 at a sedate 50mph because of the roadworks and the ridiculous average speed check cameras.

Eventually we reached the A303 and the journey really took off....for five minutes, before we got stuck behind the first caravan.

After many hours and a short stop at a Little Chef, we gently entered Devon, taking every precaution not to hurt the little innocent county.

With the tiny local lanes navigated successfully, Mrs Wook and I finally arrived at the technology-free zone where we were staying and I immediately ordered up a flagon of cider that had been produced by young nubile nuns not five miles away.

The cider continued to flow, interspersed with the odd cream tea and much freshly caught seafood...then it was time to go home. Cider has that effect on me...time disappears and I only have a vague recollection of what actually happened.

Still...I'm sure it was a fun time and Mrs Wook only looked slightly disappointed in me on our return journey, so all's good.

Which is why I should be in Congress this month, obviously.

Best wishes, all my kisses and the odd hug,

Wook."



Thanks for reading, and vote Reform!




-Gali
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