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[UKPP] Vote For Progression, Lemons, Cucumbers

Day 1,923, 18:26 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Sir Nick Griffin

Dear UKPP Members & Countrymen,

Our Congressmen have balls...

Which is why, tomorrow, or today... depending entirely upon whether you read this after I post it, or on election day... our candidates for congress will be desiring your votes.

Why vote for a UKPP congressman?

We value every citizen... not only this, but our policies are created through a mass-party-conference... such only exists in the UKPP. Therefore, our policies are the policies of the people. We are striving to change this country for the better, one step at a time.

What do UKPP Congressmen want?

Our congressmen will be encouraging skilled/high-strength immigration from allied countries. Such a policy will increase our national strength, activity and revenue. It's a simple fact... more citizens... more sales... more tax revenue.

They will also be putting into practice UKPP policies, which can be found entirely on our Wiki Page.

In summary, we support a National Military Unit... none of this new-fangled 'official' military unity malarky. We support lower taxes, or more common sense on taxation. Increasing taxes does not result in more revenue! We are also pro-war... and recognise that war creates activity, which creates spending, which created tax revenue.

So please support The UKPP for Congress!

Join Us!

Join the Royal Navy
http://tinyurl.com/UKPP-Royal-Navy

Join the UKPP
http://tinyurl.com/UKPP-Party

UKPP Chat
http://tinyurl.com/UKPP-Chat

UKPP Royal Navy
http://tinyurl.com/Royal-Navy-Chat

Sir Nick Griffin,
Minister of Narcotics,
Or something...

Comments

WayneKerr Day 1,923, 18:44

WARNING:

May contain baw below. Those of a sensitive nature DO NOT scroll down.

'safety announcement provided by the UKPP 'elf n safety team on behalf of the eUK.'

Sir Humphrey Appleby Day 1,923, 19:00

AHOY THAR VOTAS CLUB

Send love to Plato Day 1,923, 22:52

You have to admit that was a very funny post by Minecraft

Massacar Day 1,923, 19:43

Vote for Pedro!

Rory Winterbourne Day 1,923, 19:57

BOUGHT ARTICLE

Massacar Day 1,923, 20:01

Wasn't purchased with currency... and either way, I found it by accident. Don't need to be aggressive in the comments, we should all be friends here.

WayneKerr Day 1,923, 20:21

Best to let em vent, don't bother getting involved. Makes us look just as dickish when we bite back.

helpmeslack Day 1,924, 04:51

biting dicks is never a good thing 🙁

Douglas Mckeever Day 1,924, 21:34

Are you one of Nick's multis, or are you just answering on his behalf?

Master Lobban Le Rub Klitoris Day 1,923, 20:02

Strength and Honour

Send love to Plato Day 1,923, 22:54

Shame about the vote count but good luck tomorrow/today you greasy village people wannabe sailors. O7

Mr Knee Day 1,923, 23:13

Ah the inverse voting rule - ie, "the more votes an article has, the less important it is" notion.... Some people never read the articles themselves but judge their worthiness on the basis of the number of votes...

IfIWereARichMan Day 1,924, 10:27

I never even look at the number of votes an article has until someone complains.

Niko Jones Day 1,924, 00:18

Niko sits, waiting patiently for the trolls to arrive...

Blue And Evil Day 1,924, 00:33

220 bought votes. Interesting number.

mick cain Day 1,924, 01:08

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mick cain Day 1,924, 01:23

Voted,although i would like to point out.The RN is in the Armed Forces Group and are now independant from the UKPP

alexg737 Day 1,924, 02:13

Best of luck today UKPP

BigAnt Day 1,924, 03:30

EPIC

Sven Goran Duran-Duran Day 1,924, 05:57

Wow, there seems an altogether lower level of bawww directed against this article re buying votes, compared to Goku's.

Nevertheless, that's not UKPP's fault and I wish you guys well in elections.