[UF] What You Need to Know...

Day 2,481, 13:48 Published in Canada Ireland by King Trito Fisher

AS YOU CAN TELL:
Our party is being PTOed currently, and several traitors have left to plead for innocence. I HAVE NOTHING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT! I was NOT involved in any way in bringing ANY foreign "helpers" to our party. These are the guilty ones:
CptKaydee
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The Anaconda
and partly Prince Sheo for letting the previous three go on with their plans.

I suggest to all eCanadians to keep a CLOSE WATCH on those three. No matter what they will say, they are the ones involved in bringing the foreigners here.

OTHERWISE...
I have noticed an increase in PTOers in our party... Well then. Who to vote for this upcoming PP election??? IN MY FUNCTION as Spokesman of the party, before it being PTOed, I will tell you who NOT to vote for, if you are a true member of the party that is. DO NOT VOTE FOR:
Gobba
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Dr. Walter Bishop


These are the PTOers, all the other candidates are viable choices for candidature.

Now TIME FOR MY CANDIDATURE FOR PP!
What are my goals?
Stabilize relations with the eCanadian majority parties.
Kindly ask the foreign "helpers" to depart.
Kindly ask the PTOers in our party to depart.
Have our own CP candidate for once.
Have party primaries for our CP candidate.
Have fun!!!
What are my Credentials???
1x Spokesman of UF
1x PP of Res Belgica
5x Spokesman of Res Belgica
2x Congressman of eBelgium
2x MoE of eBelgium (Quite successful terms as well!)
1x Deputy MoHA of eBelgium
2x Spokesman of IV
1x Congressman of eIreland
As a final note, I want to remind everyone that this is game. I have friends who are on the "other side" of eCanadian politics, and I have enemies on "my" side of politics. Let us stabilize relations and have a little bit of fun.