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[TMS] Funny?

Day 2,222, 15:50 Published in Canada Canada by Homer J Simpson







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Oinyo
Oinyo Day 2,222, 15:52

Oh god lol.. Flush Homer down the Toilet already !!

Homer J Simpson
Homer J Simpson Day 2,222, 15:57

What? :p

Exalted Druid
Exalted Druid Day 2,222, 16:04

Two string walk into a bar and the bartender says "get the f out you're string!"

So the two string leave and are sitting outside when one gets an idea.
They start twisting together and head back into the bar.

"Aren't you the string I just told to get out?" asked the bartender.
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot!" replied the string.

Oinyo
Oinyo Day 2,222, 16:58

groooooan

megabird
megabird Day 2,222, 20:02

I for one found the joke rather amusing

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 2,222, 17:27

Groaner....

Ralph Kline
Ralph Kline Day 2,222, 17:26

still voted

Goxi HN
Goxi HN Day 2,222, 18:08

just been on nsa.gov
typed safe sex in search box and pressed enter, and immediately after results popped out i closed the page =]]]]]
had to share it somewhere where it cant be used against me xD

Ardikus V2
Ardikus V2 Day 2,222, 19:20

Steps to be taken after reading this Article:

1)Tie a frayed knot
2)Hang yourself
3)Be free

megabird
megabird Day 2,222, 20:04

I'm afraid it's too late for me : (

megabird
megabird Day 2,222, 21:54

*a frayed : |

klop123
klop123 Day 2,222, 19:44

Keven Traide
Keven Traide Day 2,222, 21:32

Homer, you should be...
IMPEACHed.

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,223, 01:40

\O/

SGTRock
SGTRock Day 2,223, 07:25

Ok, I got a bad joke.. Here goes..

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my brother?” The bartender replies, “I’m not sure. What does he look like?”

Alright, one more.

Two cannibals were sitting in a bar having drinks and munching on a clown. One cannibal says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

 
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