[TheSchuReport] Winter Comes To Hell: The Plan

Day 3,167, 14:20 Published in USA Japan by Schubacca


Dateline: Day 3,167

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1. Winter Comes To Hell: The Plan


Winter Comes To Hell: The Plan


Ladies and Gentlemen I happily announce that I have a plan that will send winter to hell (or in case this Russia) permanently. Many of you are probably afraid. Actually everyone should be hopeful--- MAKE RUSSIA AND HER ALLIES FREEZE FOREVER!

I know everyone hates winter. That is why I am running again for congress. The plan is to send winter to Russia so it's an endless winter season while the rest of us get warm summers all year round. Some may say I am not god and should not be playing with weather. Guess what I am playing with weather because I am anointed with these powers (or from a inspirational Batman villian Mr. Freeze). I will sponsor legislation that Russia should endure long harsh winters while the rest of us basque in the summer breeze sitting by the pool with hot women drinking on margaritas. Not only that eUSA should be declared the official pleasure nation of all of eRepublik.

Let's really kick our Russians enemies and their allies right where it hurts. Schubacca is the hero we need right now and send Batman back to his cave. Batman I am sorry to say this but a new hero is town. All Hail Schubacca! Feel the wookiee power!


Many of you probably think I have gone totally insane. In matter of fact I have. We are all insane. It's the just the plain truth. We are the mental patients and eUSA is the Asylum. There is no escape from this reality. They locked us away and threw away the key. It's a mad mad mad EREP world out there! Hahahaha!

Send me back to congress and I will guarantee that the Russians will freeze where it hurts.