[TheSchuReport] Werewolves in America, Yui gets re-elected, July 4th 2016

Day 3,151, 14:20 Published in USA Japan by Schubacca


Dateline: Day 3,151

Today's Articles:

1. Werewolves in America
2. Yui gets re-elected
3. July 4th 2016: Happy Belated Birthday America
Werewolves in America

So I hear there are Werewolves in the White House. That's some scary crap right there now. When I hear about the part Werewolves vs Townies it has has my full attention. Guess that means all the normal working eUSA citizens are screwed. Yui just got elected but I bet he won't save us either. Or will he? Given his track record probably a resounding "NO". The only thing Yui would do is put out a bulletin to say "Just go about your lives because everything will be fine. It is under control." Who know's if that is something he would say but if he did we would have to question his record on USA-Russian relations. That is something we should put behind us for now or it could haunt our future in the form of werewolves. If not already please feel free to grab a gun and some silver bullets.

Yui gets re-elected

Yui was re-elected a second time as CP easily. I want to honestly wish him well. Frankly my worst nightmare has come to pass since my first story was on werewolves. Not sure if the American nightmare is over or it is just continuing. Just hope the villages across our great land of ours survive through July. When it comes down to it I hope our country can build a legacy through Yui. I am Yui, Yui is me. Sorry I had to steal that tagline from the movie Rush Hour 3. Anyways congrats to Yui because America has given you a second chance to redeem yourself. I know there is a great leader ready to be born. Make the McDonald's Wasteland great again Yui!

July 4th 2016: Happy Belated Birthday America

It was USA's birthday two days ago on July 4th....Happy Belated Birthday America! Hope everyone had a good July 4th this year and celebrated hard. Then it's back to work people!