[TheSchuReport] Go Forward Ho with Schubacca for SFP Party President

Day 3,152, 17:18 • Published in USA Japan • by Schubacca


Dateline: Day 3,152

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1. Go Forward Ho with Schubacca for SFP Party President
Go Forward Ho with Schubacca for SFP Party President

Ladies and Gentlemen please lend me your ears. Many shall ask why I am running for party president of the SFP. The reason I am running is to make the party better. That's a no brainer. My goals are to bring the party together as one. Our party is the future which is here, the now, and always forever. Where I make good on promises and deliver results, this party can go full steam ahead. Through cooperation and good party building with expanding our membership the SFP can become the party it can truly be--a party that stands for our country's independence free from the muck that is giving our cup of McDonald's coffee a bad flavor. Jump on on board the Schubacca Express--the only way is Forward Ho!

What my ideas are for the SFP party:

1. Low Taxes- 5% tax rate

2. Bridge good relations with the other parties in top five and those parties below.

3. Get more active people into congress. This is where change begins if the SFP is going to succeed to move forward.

4. The Red Zeppelin Air Fleet will become a reality hopefully on my watch if elected as SFP's next party president.

5. Keep on inviting new members to the party so it keeps growing. Stagnation is not an option nor is failure an option.

Above all keep your hats on and your belts securely buckled. This is no ordinary campaign. It's a Schu campaign that is one for the ages. The tale is old as time.