[The Unity Party] All You Need is TUP!
Day 1,924, 00:36
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Ash Brandon
Hello, and welcome to the eleventh article of my newspaper; The Informat.
First and foremost, I want to give my apologies to Bohemond for posting an article with the same title as one of his own. But the title is true, all you need is TUP!
Do Something Incredible!:
The Congressional elections are today! If you want to know how to succeed in your eLife, there is only one big option. Vote TUP into Congress on February 25th.
You Won't Regret It:
When you vote TUP for Congress, you're voting selfless people into the government to rightfully serve you and do you no wrongdoing. We believe in peace, unlike some critical politicians out there. We would not vote or propose anything that would risk the safety of eUK, and most importantly, you. No, TUP will not vote on risky things like proposing natural enemies without extreme consideration. TUP will vote down proposals to raise minimum wages and to higher taxes. TUP will support whats right, but at the same time, listen to the public and get the matter of opinion. We will serve you rightfully in Congress, that I promise. We are even running candidates from The Independent Alliance and The United Kingdom Reform Party!
Unlike Some Parties..
Unlike some parties like The UKPP and New Era, TUP disapproves of useless wars and attacks to anger our allies. Even though a battle or two here and there helps us all out a little bit,a full-fledged war does not. We could lose land or worse, our government. TUP believes that we should maintain and sustain allies/alliances/MPPs, not let them go to waste. We have policies that we WILL stand by, presidentially and congressionally. TUP will rightfully execute duties that will benefit us all, not just a percentage of us.
We hope you do the right thing and vote TUP into Congress.
Ta ta for now.
First and foremost, I want to give my apologies to Bohemond for posting an article with the same title as one of his own. But the title is true, all you need is TUP!
Do Something Incredible!:
The Congressional elections are today! If you want to know how to succeed in your eLife, there is only one big option. Vote TUP into Congress on February 25th.
You Won't Regret It:
When you vote TUP for Congress, you're voting selfless people into the government to rightfully serve you and do you no wrongdoing. We believe in peace, unlike some critical politicians out there. We would not vote or propose anything that would risk the safety of eUK, and most importantly, you. No, TUP will not vote on risky things like proposing natural enemies without extreme consideration. TUP will vote down proposals to raise minimum wages and to higher taxes. TUP will support whats right, but at the same time, listen to the public and get the matter of opinion. We will serve you rightfully in Congress, that I promise. We are even running candidates from The Independent Alliance and The United Kingdom Reform Party!
Unlike Some Parties..
Unlike some parties like The UKPP and New Era, TUP disapproves of useless wars and attacks to anger our allies. Even though a battle or two here and there helps us all out a little bit,a full-fledged war does not. We could lose land or worse, our government. TUP believes that we should maintain and sustain allies/alliances/MPPs, not let them go to waste. We have policies that we WILL stand by, presidentially and congressionally. TUP will rightfully execute duties that will benefit us all, not just a percentage of us.
We hope you do the right thing and vote TUP into Congress.
Ta ta for now.
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Wayne's Guess the Song Game:
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
My arms keep missing you
I keep wishing you'd come back today
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
You know I've been so lonely every night
Since you went away
Would you let me down any night
Is that the way you're made, girl?
I keep telling myself it's alright
Even though I cry
There's no question why
How could I be happy when
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
My arms keep missing you
I keep wishing you'd come back today
You said you wouldn't hurt me any way
And I believed in you
We said we'd trust each other every day
We'd never be untrue
But I keep thinking you're telling lies
Even though I try
There's no question why
How can I be happy when
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
My arms keep missing you
I keep wishing you'd come back today
Arms keep missing you
You know I've been so lonely every night
Since you went away
Would you let me down any night
Is that the way you're made, girl?
I keep telling myself it's alright
Even though I cry
There's no question why
How could I be happy when
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
My arms keep missing you
I keep wishing you'd come back today
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
My arms keep missing you
I keep wishing you'd come back today
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
My arms keep missing you
I keep wishing you'd come back today
My arms keep missing you
Who's been kissing you since you went away?
Rick Astley?
Indeed, but need song title as well
My Arms Keep Missing You
My turn; who performed this?
Now there's a word that I don't understand
I hear it every day from my old man
It may be Cockney rhyming slang
It ain't in no school book
He says it every time that he gets mad
A regular caution is my old dad
Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When the kids are swinging on the gate
Gertcha!
When the paperboy's half an hour late
Gertcha!
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
Gertcha!
When the farmer (?) starts digging up his weeds (?)
Gertcha!
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Bar stool preaching
That's the old man's game!
Now the old man was a Desert Rat
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
How me mother could have fancied that
I just don't know
But when the enemy came in sight
They gave up without a fight
They rubbed him up the wrong way
This is what they heard him say
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When me rock and roll records wake him up
Gertcha!
When the Poles knock England out of the cup
Gertcha!
When the kids are banging on his door
Gertcha!
When the barman won't serve him any more
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
(piano solo)
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!
When the dog's left a message on the step
Gertcha!
Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
Gertcha!
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
Gertcha!
When the houseflies are flying round his food
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
When me mother says he can't go down the pub
Gertcha!
Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club
Gertcha!
When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
Gertcha!
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
Gertcha!
When me mother locks him out of the flat
Gertcha!
When it's raining and he can't find his hat
Gertcha!
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
Gertcha!
Next-door neigh
Gotta be the cockney heroes Chaz and Dave, with Gertcha...
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye
Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
(C:)
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez
C:
Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo
C:
Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say
C:
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
Chorus to fade
We didnt start the fire by Billy Joel
A true classic...
If you want to, I'll change the-e situation
Right people, right time, just the wrong location
I've got a good idea, just you keep me near
I'd be so goo-ood for you
I could be so good for you, I'm gonna help ya
Love ya like you want me to
I'd do anything for you-ou-ou
Id be so goo-ood for you
I could be so good for you
I'll do it like you want me to
Love you like you want me to
There ain't nothin' I can't go throu-ou-ou-ough
I'd be so goo-ood for you
Sometime when you're feelin' like a poor relation
Call on me and I'll give you more than conversation
Take an' shake it, hey it's a deal
And woh big brother I'll make you heal
I'll be so goo-ood for you
I could be so good for you, I'll be right by your side
Love you like you want me to
There ain't nothin' you can hide from me
I'd be so good for you
I could be so good for you
I'm your man, Love you like you want me to
I'll tell you nothin', there ain't nothin', nothin' I cannot do
I'll be so goo-ood for you
Don't ask me no questions, I'll tell ya no lies
Use my shoulder to rest on
I will be right by your side
I will be your ear tonight
I could be so good for you, I'm the one you really need
Love you like you want me to
I can even help you brea-ea-ea-eathe
I'll be so goo-ood for you
I can make the good times roll, make 'em roll
Love you with my heart and soul, That's right
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, I'd be so goo-ood for you (fade)
AMAZING! Theme tune from Minder, sung by Dennis Waterman?
Bingo!
Working on the site,
From Morning 'till night,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
Then a pint with the boys,
In a bar full of noise,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
Working all day,
For a pitence of pay,
Then blow it all on Saturday night,
And you kiss the dames,
But you don't ask their names,
That's livin' alright.
Working in the sun,
Drinking Schnapps having fun,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
Then a night in the town,
Spreadin' it around,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
Working all day,
For a packet of pay,
And send a little back to the wife,
Still you keep a little here,
Just to keep you in beer,
That's livin alright.
Yeah you play the game,
Then it's Auf Wiedersehen,
That's livin alright.
Telling the lie,
With a glint in your eye,
'Cause tommorrow you'll be back on the site,
And you kiss the dames,
But you don't ask their names,
That' livin alright.
Yeah you play the game,
Then it's Auf Wiedersehen,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
[Bridge]
And you kiss the dames,
But you don't ask their names,
That's livin alright.
Working in the sun,
Drinking schnapps having fun,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
Then a night in the town,
Spreadin' it around,
That's livin' alright,
That's livin' alright,
Working all day,
For a packet of pay,
And send a little back to the wife,
Still you keep a little here,
Just to keep you in beer,
Thats livin alright.
Yeah you play the game,
Then it's Auf Wiedersehen,
That's livin alright.
Telling the lie,
With a glint in your eye,
'Cause tommorrow you'll be back on the site,
And you kiss the dames,
But you don't ask their names,
That's livin alright.
Yeah you play the game,
Then it's auf wiedersehen,
That's livin alright.
How ay man! Auf Weidersen, Pet!
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my
Too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yea on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
Right Said Fred, I'm too sexy!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Vengaboys are back in town
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
Whoa oh whoa oh
If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along baby
Take my hand
I'll be your lover tonight
[Pre-chorus:]
Whoa oh whoa oh
This is what I wanna do
Whoa oh whoa oh
Let's have some fun
Whoa oh whoa oh
One on one just me and you
Whoa oh whoa oh
[Chorus:]
Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room
Let's spend the night together
From now until forever
Boom boom boom boom
I wanna double boom
Let's spend the night together
Together in my room
Whoa oh whoa oh
Everybody get on down
Whoa oh whoa oh
Vengaboys are back in town
[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus x3]
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Woooo!
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
Woooo woooo!
Whoa oh whoa oh
[Chorus x2]
Candle in the wind by Elton John
No
Run Through The Jungle by CCR
Do they know it's Christmas by BandAid?
No
Good luck TUP \o/
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