-----The EBelgian Dictator------

Day 1,797, 12:01 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Jofroi
[This is the English translated version, I would like to thank BrunoCND as this version wouldn’t exist without him, if you want the original one, see under]

The Lazy Dictator is shocke😛 Jofroi has been designed as Chairman of Congress against his will and this not only once, but twice. For no good reason at all, just because some people randomly decided that he has been elected thirty three times in congress and therefore that he would fit for the dirty job.

He was harassed on the forum by hundreds (at least) of congress members who wanted him to work. Can you imagine something more terrible? Some people even accused him to do his job as moderator and delete topics. For such a lazy person, this accusation can be seen as slandering! But Jofroi was too lazy to go to the court to complain so he did not.

He wanted to start fresh and clean with a new identity where nobody could give him work because “He’s experienced” or some similar stupid reasons. The result was that Pieter557 banned his second account for using multi accounts and force him to do his job!

Jofroi was outraged,shocked and wanted answers: Why cannot he rest in peace in the SC, letting Konrad and Boer Jan do all the work while he was just saying yes or no, to annoy the LCC and the anti-establishment tribe (what other use of the SC than annoying the opponents anyway?). So he wanted to join eBrussels but forgot how to run IRC and was too lazy to google it and find how to launch it. Therefore he was not allowed to be on the IRC channel which did not allowed him to ask answers and there probably will never be any!

(If you wonder if there is a link between the picture and the text… keep wondering)
Jofroi,
Lazy Juge, CoC, Party President, etc etc… (too lazy to provide the full list)




Orignal Verizon

De Lasy Ditator iz schocke😛 Jofori have ben designated as Chairmann of Congres agains her wiling and this not 1, bute 2. For no goed reson at al, jus becoze som piple randomely desided tat he have ben elected Dirty Dree time in congres and terephore tat he woud fit phor de thirsty Jobs.

He was araced over de phorum by undred (at list) off congres member wo wantid im too works. Can iou imagin someting terriblier? Som pipel iven acuzed im to do is job as modrator end deleet two pics. For sush a lazi pierson diz acuzasion can bi cin has sland her ing! Bute Jofori waz to lazi to go to the coaurt to comp layn so he deedn’t.

He wantid to startt phrech end clin wizz ha nieuw aidentiti were noebodi coud gife im workk becoz “He’s hexperenced” hor som simmilar sttupid rizons. De rezultt waz dat Pieter755 baned is 2 acounte phor uzin multti acount end forse im to do is job!

Jofori waz autragd,choked end wantid and swears: Wy kan’t he restte hin pice hin de SC, letin Konnie and Boerderij Jan doe al de workk wile he waz justt saing yes or no, to anoi de LCC end de anti-establichmant tribbe (wat oter uze off de SC tan ano ying de oponant ani wey?). Soh he wantid to joyn Brussel butte phorgot ow to runn RIC end waz to lazi to giggle hit end phind ow too launsh hit. Terephore he waz nott alowwed tobi honde RIC shanell wish deedn’t alowwed im too askk answwer end tere probabilily wil neva bi ani!

(Hif you wondder hif tere his ha linck betwin de pict ture end de tekst… kip wondde reeng)
Jofori,
Lazi Jugge, CCo, Parti Prezident, cte cte… (to lazi too profid de ful leest)