[TB4CP] Derpy for eNPR
Derphoof
Were you ready?
This is what it’s all been leading towards: The glorious revival of eNPR in the Tyler administration under the esteemed leadership and direction of myself, Derphoof.
I believe I have what it takes to entertain the masses with my wit and general awesomeness. During it’s heyday, I was a weekly listener and called into the show multiple times, as it was a fun time for all. Besides this, I was the Fed Media coordinator for several months and hosted “Federalist Air” back in June of 2013. I’ve been in the radio portion of this game before and I would be honored to bring this back.
I hope that the reintroduction of eNPR to American media would bring our community together for all kinds of entertainment and information.
Plus, you get to listen to my smooth, sexy, (horsey) voice.
Let’s get on the air. #TB4CP2:ElectricBoogaloo
Comments
Coming to a set of speakers near you.
This is my horse, my horse is amazing...
dis gunn b gud!!
As the undisputed champion of eNPR hosts, this has my approval.
You can buy my call-in for as little as 10k CC.
Just fucking with you, I'll call in for free any day.
you do know you actually have to have your boy win the election first.
YEAH, WELL I CAN MAKE MY OWN RADIO SHOW REGARDLESS.
WITH BLACKJACK
AND HOOKERS.
Ajay let's count CP medals! I'll start us off: one, and two. Now you go.......oh......wait.....that's right... Well this is embarrassing....
GO DERPY
o/
The Fascist Party endorsement? Well, that's all I needed to see.
lel, i'm not even in USWP leadership
It arouses me greatly that you think I matter so much :')
I'm glad to be of service; big guy.
Wink, Wink!
But seriously; fascism sucks.
Wait a second. aren't you in congress. That's the second most powerful position in the party.
Guess I'll have to actually vote in this PotUS election, I would love eNPR to return with an amusing host.
Great Presidential Debate?