[Super-speed-dating version] Press Conference Summary

Day 1,228, 17:44 Published in USA USA by Silas Soule

Fresh from a great session at the "How to write an article in under 10,000 words" Re-education Camp, I am happy to present this super-speed-dating version of the recently concluded White House press conference:




Irelan😛 Why did USA betray Ireland?
Glove: We didn't. We protected it from being invaded by UK.

BIA/Indonesia: What if Brazil & Arg tried to re-united with Indo?
Emerick: Depends on whether they tried to mend fences between Indo and USA/Terra.

PtH: Trolling bullshit question.
Glove: Diplomatic answer, as usual.

Belgium: Support UK invasion?
Glove: In discussions with UK and Belgium.

BIA: Rambling question about what if BIA fights China and Spain, esp. China
Emerick: We don't control other country's foreign affairs.

China-Japan issue?
Solved thru diplomacy. see:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peace-in-the-far-east-and-the-crisis-that-preceded-it--1730825/1/20

Mexico: WTF's up with their MPP with Poland and Spain?
Bitches

Tax policy: some question about import taxes
[everybody fell asleep]

iNCi: are they OK?
Glove: Yes

iNCi: Going to Cyprus?
Glove: Yes, probably, but not right away.

Newb Bewbs? Howwizit?
CRoy: Amazingly super-good. Also, top sekrit project coming! Pssst... it's the eUS National Broadcast System