[Super-speed-dating version] Press Conference Summary
Silas Soule
Fresh from a great session at the "How to write an article in under 10,000 words" Re-education Camp, I am happy to present this super-speed-dating version of the recently concluded White House press conference:
Irelan😛
Why did USA betray Ireland?
Glove: We didn't. We protected it from being invaded by UK.
BIA/Indonesia: What if Brazil & Arg tried to re-united with Indo?
Emerick: Depends on whether they tried to mend fences between Indo and USA/Terra.
PtH: Trolling bullshit question.
Glove: Diplomatic answer, as usual.
Belgium: Support UK invasion?
Glove: In discussions with UK and Belgium.
BIA: Rambling question about what if BIA fights China and Spain, esp. China
Emerick: We don't control other country's foreign affairs.
China-Japan issue?
Solved thru diplomacy. see:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peace-in-the-far-east-and-the-crisis-that-preceded-it--1730825/1/20
Mexico: WTF's up with their MPP with Poland and Spain?
Bitches
Tax policy: some question about import taxes
[everybody fell asleep]
iNCi: are they OK?
Glove: Yes
iNCi: Going to Cyprus?
Glove: Yes, probably, but not right away.
Newb Bewbs? Howwizit?
CRoy: Amazingly super-good. Also, top sekrit project coming! Pssst... it's the eUS National Broadcast System
Comments
Gotta go! In a hurry!
gogogo!
lol
"Mexico: WTF's up with their MPP with Poland and Spain?
Bitches"
LOL
HAIL ONE
FAIL TERRA
This is awesome.
Hey guys, make your conference questions like this from now on. It won't take for freakin ever then.
@israel : nice alliance
Terra just shield of eAsu
member of Terra are dolls of eAsu
Hail BIA
Fail Terra
Read. Done. Moving on.