[State] A Wild State Department Appears!
Day 1,840, 14:52
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Look what I dug up in the ole archives. It’s the State Department Newspaper. This is pretty exciting folks, so let’s get to it.
Taiwan
The United States chose to invade the nation of Taiwan to help our friends in Brazil. They needed a damage drain, and we were more than happy to provide one.Our relationship with the Chinese puppet state of Taiwan was non-existent. We only had a MPP because China wanted us to have one, so in that regard nothing was lost.
Most of the nations that share a MPP with Taiwan understand the reasoning behind our actions. This is in no way an assault on EDEN. This is one nation helping out their ally.
When our war with Taiwan is over, we fully expect to resume normal diplomatic functions with our previous allies. In fact, the United States of America will consider MPPs from any nation, so long as they are not part of the TWO alliance.
EDEN, Circle of Trust, ABC, it does not matter. We do not and will not discriminate based on alliance membership. We will evaluate what is best for the United States of America.
TWO
Speaking of PEACE version 4, er... TWO, the United States is happy to see that Serbia was able to create such an incredibly unique name for their alliance. We look forward to seeing THREE next year.
It is unfortunate to see Poland and Spain abandon the friendship they had with CTRL and return to the feet of Serbia. We hope that they enjoy being the puppets of Serbia, as they have been for much of their existence.
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Democracy does not have to be a bloodsport, it can be an honorable enterprise that advances the public interest. -Bill Clinton
o7
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State Department uses Media!
It's super effective!
YAY STATE DEPT
CATMAXXX
RAWR!
your mom uses my media abs.
clinton o7
RAWR!
RAWR
meh. I'd subscribe but the captcha...it's just too much...
Voted.
It will be super effective! 😉
F*** THAT! War to EDEN! Death to EDEN! Kill them all!
FIST
What is wrong with you people? Making jokes about innocent civilians being bombed is notfunny....
See how funny it is when it happens to you.
State \o/
RAWR
HULKMAXXX !!!
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RAWR
Who wrote this?
notice taken ; )
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THE TRUE ABOUT TWO
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-true-about-two--2169019/1/20
HAIL COLOMBIA
HAIL USA
vishmax
I LOL'ed at this 😉
Hey USA, atleast the game wouldn't be the same without you.
BTW ABC doesn't exist anymore it dissolved and Lithuania is joining CoT : )
This is why the terrorists hate you xD
How exactly USA can be friend of CoT when you will try to resume your past relations? And how do you think your past allies will react when u knock on their door and say:
"Hi, guys, we want MPP again. Our war has already finished and now we can be friends again!"
Boy, you're obsessed with Serbia, take a pill or something :😁
Taiwan is a member of EDEN: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/EDEN
So either EDEN are going to refuse to ally with you for attacking them, or EDEN is no longer worth being allied with as it does not defend its members.
> Talks about "Peace v4"
> Been in an alliance which lasted one month
lol
f@3$ you North and Yankees!!!
Long live Confederacy!
Voted!
"It is unfortunate to see Poland and Spain abandon the friendship they had with CTRL and return to the feet of Serbia. We hope that they enjoy being the puppets of Serbia, as they have been for much of their existence."
You will regret trying to offend us in a such pathetic way...we deserve much better flame.
Btw...USA calling others puppets of Serbia sounds familiar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
Voted
Bill Clinton o7
One of the greats.
CATMAXXX
EDEN X COT + TWO X BRUSA? 😃
low quality article. hope for eUSA sake that you fight better than you write. : P
Taiwan is a member of EDEN: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/EDEN
You are pathetic!
"Our relationship with the Chinese puppet state of Taiwan was non-existent..."
Eh....funny, cuz as an American citizen fighting to help our Taiwanese ALLIES fight against the ONE states of eSK and eJapan was always something I did and it always seemed important. And Taiwanese fighters hit all over the world for their allies, including for the US, and always have. Get your fcuking facts right!
"When our war with Taiwan is over, we fully expect to resume normal diplomatic functions with our previous allies..."
Lol, it would be fcuked up if the US regained EDEN MPPs after attacking an EDEN country for no good reason -- apart from to ass-lick Brazil some more. Unfortunately it probably will happen....
Trolololololololololololo
What a joke !
Attacking Taiwan was, in my opinion, a bad idea, if you wanted to support Brasil you could do it, that's why MPP's exist. And you would save the money of re-establishing all the other MPP's lost.
The only reason EDEN will ignore this, is due to the fact they have their backs against the wall, and the USA are going to be in the same position soon unless they start thinking how to have a consistent approach to foreign policy instead of moving into all directions.
i must say hi to bill when i become CP of eamerica 😉 soon...
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US can always make me laugh
CoT is like division 2 of ONE/TwO. And as soon as USA makes a move, I suspect that some of them will be promoted to the first team (like Macedonia). And they will always be aligned with ONE/TwO
There is only a pool of countries that USA can use to create an alliance because if you bring fishes from two different ponds they will eat each other. Use the pond that you know, but first talk to the pond keeper or he will be annoyed with the situation.
Dont insult Bill Clinton in this article
Bill Clinton is great, but u are nothing.