[SQRT] The New Order

Day 1,884, 19:05 • Published in USA Canada • by Thedillpickl

Written by: Thedillpickl (under duress)


Greetings Citizens!

ATTENTION: It is the Praetor's order that you play this music.
(Yeah, I know it's Star Wars music, you try to find a Romulan march.)

Thedillpickl's whereabouts are unknown. The coward ran off screaming something about flying saucers & space aliens. (Personally I think he's flipped his lid.) Fear not my friends! It is I, Squirtious Maximus, your new Praetor here to defend and serve all true Romulans... That's right, I said f'ing Romulans. Now hush up, this will be good.


ALL HAIL THE NEW PRAETOR!

also

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL

So now that we've got that straight let me tell you the why and then the how.




Why


You've seen this?

The Nova Roma people wish to take over a planet. The Romulan Empire wishes to take over the Galaxy. (Some people set there goals way to low.) Also we would like to give everyone a good SQRT.

Not that I have any problem with people RP'ing to their little hearts content, but this is getting annoying. So instead of bitching (and that is so hard for me) I figure why not join in the fun. Of course this is where my nonconformist nature kicked in. That explains the 'WHY' part.




How

This is even simpler than why. I know how to use Gimp (sort of) and admins are greedy, they want my gold so they let me change my name. D'oh!




Is He Done Yet?

No one need bow down to the Praetor! No one need do anything. But if you are to follow the noble cause and fight for the Empire then be sure to reprint this drivel every chance you get!

ALL HAIL THE ROMULAN EMPIRE!
ALL HAIL SQRT!

SQRT IN YOUR SLEEP
SQRT IN YOUR EYE
SQRT IN YOUR COCKTAIL