[SoFUN] eBelgium Sells Out, Big Time !

Day 2,635, 11:30 • Published in Belgium Romania • by eBe Raw

My fellow eBelgians,

it is with pleasure that I can announce that your favorite Kittykat will be taking over the difficult job of entertaining you.

The Ministry of Home Affairs has put an important part of it’s administration at our disposal. This administration will be know as the Secretary of Fun, ultimate Bullshit and Nonsense, or for you lazy people, SoFUN.

Looking back, the FUN Department has not been very successful, but this is about to change. As Secretary of FUN, it is my duty to bring you the best of the best thus I have partnered with the people that know best what is good for you.

Big Corporations.


Yes, my friends, Big Corporations are your Big Brother, not that Big Brother in George Orwell’s 1984, that is spying on you, no, the Big Brother that helps you out, while beating you up and spying on you.

I am currently in discussions to create a panel of experts, but the first decision has already been taken and thus, I can announce that from now on the SoFUN will be open to sponsorships and partnerships with Big Corporations.

This move will be know as : The Super Efficient Long Lasting Operation for Ultimate Trash

or Sell Out.

What is Sell Out ? Well, let’s hear Jesse Cox explain what Sell Out really is all about.


Now, before I end this broadcast, I want to hear your Story. How would you Sell Out ? Write it in the comments below, and the best story will win a prize ! And, if you lack inspiration, let this song give you enough to write an amazing story !

Reel Big Fish - Sell Out

Thanks for reading and remember our Motto:

Bringing The Fun To Your Home, and Corporations through the Back Door.

Yours Truly,

SoFUN MCKitkat