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[SKA] Masturbating Chimpanzees

Day 2,079, 12:00 • Published in United Kingdom

• by CptChazbeard

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Invalidation Day 2,079, 12:05

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Pat Harper Day 2,079, 12:20

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Horice G Fossil Day 2,079, 12:30

If like me you feel cheated by the lack of Masturbating Chimpanzees in this article...

http://www.joecartoon.com/index.php/episodes/look-at-my-monkey/

Horice (:

Neil Lewis Day 2,079, 12:32

a whole new meaning to "spanking the monkey"

.. or not as the case may be .. lol

WookieO Day 2,079, 12:33

I think Chaz may have been referring to me. He caught me bashing the old bishop just the other day. Hence why he's putting a door on the lav.

WookieO Day 2,079, 12:32

I'd just like to point out that I bought a toilet brush from B&Q over a month ago and left it in the bog, expecting someone to actually do some cleaning.

That hasn't happened and on last inspection, it appears someone has stolen the brush.

My guess is it was Wayne....he's got perversions and stuff.