[Serfdom] The Banana Republik Finally Joined an Alliance - Report for the past 2 weeks

Day 2,613, 14:57 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street



Peasants of the Banana Republic, loyal minions of Serfdom


Some of you desperately wanted to join an alliance, any alliance. Few weaklings were ready to give out our regions for an invite into LETO more than a month ago. Well I have good news for you... WE ARE FINALLY PART OF AN ALLIANCE!

All hail warriors from the Banana Alliance.


There is no better alliance for us right now and we have our own SG... me.



Huehue?


In other news, we finally got Brazil to pay their debt to us (well, at least part of it). By the executive decree I appoint Don Dapper to be their provincial governor.



Our MoD team has gone full pink and fabulous. Support MoD articles and make our two love boys Brick and Chaz happy.



Ministry of Education controversy


MoE was switched up a little bit. After FightAndProduce had a total meltdown during the Cabinet talks, I appointed tasos maximous as the new minister. You can find his great articles here. So far, tasos is doing great and hopefully trolling articles start to come out soon... Cause that's why I put him there in the first place.



Our military plans and Foreign Affairs


We adopted bunch of new MPPs and most of them if not all are not financed from the treasury. Our AirStrike campaign finished with a success and the effects are visible even now. Chile is on the offensive, gaining new regions, while Brazil is wiped and Greece and Romania kicked out of South America.

The first Natural Enemy law against Argentina was started to try and provoke them into NEing us and losing their bonus damage against Chile... Which is exactly what happened. The second NE law came as the consequence of Argentina getting a border with us again. As it stands now it could be an interesting showdown but with little significance on what happens next in that region.



New Citizen Message


Banana Republik's Public Relations Chief, Horice G Fossil, made this great new citizen message:



Unfortunately, boring and useless cun*s in Congress will likely vote yet another awesome law down and continue killing all the fun in what is supposed to be a game. I hope they explain publicly in the comment section bellow, why don't they ever do anything creative. They only focus on trying to stop any attempt at making people smile.



In the next article, I will focus on MoF and Wayne's plan for the financial recovery of the country, as well as the results of PP elections. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them here.


Banana Republik Dictator,

Ser Fartsalot