[Royal Navy] We want YOU as a new recruit!

Day 1,976, 03:08 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Neil Lewis


This is a recruitment drive on behalf of the Royal Navy. An apolitical Military Unit and part of the National Armed Forces Group.

I was going to link The Village People's video*, but rejected it on the grounds that:

a) it's too cheesy
b) it's american [pretty much the same as a) ... o7]

but the lyrics are goo😛

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science, technology
Where can you begin
To make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports or skindive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grand stand
When your team and others meet

In the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
In the Navy

They want you
They want you
They want you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate,
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young to join up today
But don't you worry 'bout the thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always the good Navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
In the Navy

They want you
They want you
They want you
As a new recruit
They want you
They want you
They want you
As a new recruit

But, but, but
I'm afraid of water
Hey, hey, look men
I get seasick
Even watching it on the TV
They Want You
Oh my goodness
They Want you
What am I gonna do in a submarine
They Want you
They Want you
In the Navy

In the Navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Navy
Come on now people make a stand
In the Navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the Navy
Come on protect the motherland
In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
In the Navy
In the Navy

*Actually, in case you don't know the tune, I will link to Billy Connolly's Brownie mash-up of YMCA & In The Navy: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSbnql66j8

here's better videos:

"Heart of Oak": www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzN8iHiLjq8

"Sailing" by our friends in The Royal Marines: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdTt5OCXvU

and, this gem I foun😛

"Sailing On": www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO1mWv45cuw




So, what can the Royal Navy do for you?

We offer work for a nominal GBP10 a day, plus a weekly weapons drop, with our supplier geenge. Currently this is at the rate of 8q6 per day worked, due to the current occupation, but this will return to 12q6 or 14q6 per day once we liberate the regions and/or gain more!

And ... we have a scheme to reward our sailors. Any sailor that increases their rank by a * will receive 10q6 tanks, any sailor completes a full rank will the receive 20q6 tanks - so that's 50q6 per full level!! Obviously it is down to our sailors to inform us of any promotion in ranks. You can do this by signing up and posting on the new Royal Navy forum .. Oh, yes, we have a forum!

And .. what can YOU do for the Royal Navy?

BE ACTIVE!! Yes, we do require you to fight, and fight smart. If the bar's over 55% hold your fire until the next round .. if you can. Seen the reward scheme above? Well the only way to get there is to fight daily, i.e. complete the Daily Order, and attend the weekly strike (3-7pm UK Time every Sunday]. If you don't fight, without giving your Regt/Ship Captain a valid reason, you run the risk of being kicked, and lose your MU job.

Thank you for your time, go here to join: Royal Navy

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Oh, and as well as Joint 2nd-Commander, I'm currently Captain of Regt/Ship 6 aka HMS Ark Royal [can't remember what the other Regts/Ships are called at the moment]. Here's something my crew did in their spare time ... when they should've been scrubbing the decks!: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id63iSuprDs

Looking forward to seeing you on board sometime.

Neil Lewis
Joint 2nd-Commander
The Royal Navy

Royal Navy IRC channel: http://tinyurl.com/bmcps67

Royal Navy Forum SignUp: http://tinyurl.com/brr56qh

Royal Navy Ranking System: http://tinyurl.com/c984t3e