[Reform] June Parliament Presentation - Der List

Day 3,108, 01:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Sir Humphrey Appleby


Mornin gents! o7

That time'o the month again, we've had an alright Mongress last term but we'd like to aim for a better one (trufact). Naturally we 'ere in UKRP pride ourselves on having the most audacious list since the glory days of BigAnt's "New Era"; unfortunately Popovic has decided against re-running, not only making the current impeachment vote against him completely pointless but also robbing our list of several hundred 'swagger' points...

Boaty McBoatface

Boaty ‘ere has been shoved top o’ the list due to the unarguable fact he has put in more effort and energy into this month than the next 3 people combined. A true credit to Reform, apart from that one dodgy stint as TUP PP, Boaty will no doubt continue to serve as if full of seamen…

Dave Trenga

Our Chief Whip for several months now, Dave has been keeping our lads nice and attentive lest they wake up with a Mohawk not dissimilar from his own. A level head and veteran of the Commons, Dave is always worth at least ten of whatever half-rates the other Parties are offerin’

WookieO

De Facto hairiest eUKer, Wookie makes up the vanguard to any self-respecting force. Recently armed with ‘a particularly heavy stick’, Wookie has been leading the counter-insurgency charge against our increasingly belligerent political neighbours and will undoubtedly continue to hone his ‘whack onna head’ skills this upcoming term.

Kapten Johnson

Joining the above oldfags is an even greater oldfag, still alive from when you could fit the entirety of today’s community into the UKRP of old. Kapten has always served with distinction, currently doing his time on the citizenship committee. Always worth a vote or twelve if you have the right multi connections…

GurkhaGaming

Our ‘Token Newfag’, Gurkha has quickly risen through whatever ranks we cared to keep and dun a decent job in Parliament to keep his seat for another term. I expect a spot in government is the next logical step for one of the eUK’s more sensible protégés….

Sir Humphrey Appleby

Humphrey ‘Mad McJack’ Appleby is, against several bylaws, the current Speaker of the House. Initially pegged for the 2nd bottom spot before remembering he ran the gaff, Appleby can be relied upon to miss votes he forgets to call and denying the party leadership to those that’d actually do the job

Frixios of the Clyde

A relatively recent convert to the UKRP cause, Frixios has quickly got into the UKRP spirit and has duly had to have one of his kidneys removed. Predicted to serve with distinction from a hospital bed, Frixios is worth approximately half a bottle of whisky and a packet of quavers

Certacito

The most experienced Member of Parliament in the game and one of the oldest citizens still ad enough to be here – Certacito continues to grace us with his presence and remind even me just how ancient and consecrated the Reform cause is. A vote for CC is a vote for continuity

Rob the Bruce

Another Champion of Reform, Rob has become the santa claus of the nation due to losing the original image after cropping a santa hat onto it. A reasonable man, when he’s sober, Rob keeps all the good traditions of eUK indifference alive and well

Mr.Razor

Bloke ‘wot just woke up’, I’m gonna give him a chance to see what he can do in Congress this term. Seems very keen ‘n that, I wonder if he’ll manage to keep it up throughout the month 😛

Welshlad4eva

Seems a plucky lad, why not eh?

Gali2332

Our resident mad Viking, Gali has begged me not to let him in Mongress this term. Obviously that can’t happen and hopefully the good people of the eUK will elect him anyway…

Thomas765

Another fellow oldfag, Thomas has served his time in both gov and parliament and can’t particularly be bothered with either. Naturally, ‘can’t be bothered’ in UKRP terms is around ‘active’ in TUPspeak, may as well vote the sod in anyway…

So ye lads, vote UKRP on the 25th :3


Appleby