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Day 2,753, 16:13 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by TheJakal


A few months ago, a secret security meeting involving the most powerful players in ePakistan met. The meeting was organized by a high ranking government official at a secret location and the members were dubbed "The Organization"



There was a growing concern about some of the immigrants who had set-up a forward base in Pakistan. These immigrants all of Turkish descent were slowly sweeping in and taking one city at a time.



They said we mean Pakistan no harm, but the Organization knew better. Slowly and gradually they had accepted citizenship after citizenship and brought in their clones and one by one they grew in number and strength till they became a match for the slowly weakening Organization.



As a last effort the top three parties put forward my name as a candidate again to run the affairs of the country but I'm not sure that it will be enough this time. The immigrants have become too powerful and this may be the last time a Pakistani is President of the country.



As a precaution I have instructed the Minister of Finance to remove all funds from the organizations and stash them at a secret location and tell no one, not even me.



If tomorrow I lose the elections, than know people of ePakistan that a civil war has begun and we will regroup and fight back and thwart all the plans the immigrants might have.



Quaid-e-Azam once said; "My message to you all is of hope, courage and confidence. Let us mobilize all our resources in a systematic and organized way and tackle the grave issues that confront us with grim determination and discipline worthy of a great nation." but he didn't know that almost 70 years later the people of Pakistan would become so weak.

So I leave you with this quote and wish you all the best in the upcoming election.



Kind Regards

TheJakal


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