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Hello dear voters,

The PotUS season is almost over and this is one of the last articles you will see about its edition this month. You must be very happy about that. In three days time the top5 will be filled with under-50-votes articles. But until then you'll have to deal up with articles like the current one 😁)

This article, however, is a different one. The current PotUS candidates have been criticized for the lack of commitment they have been showing in the process of campaigning. The main argument is the unsuccessful eNPR debate. According to Oblige, this is the first time in two years that the traditional eNPR debate didn't take place. And I do remember that even when there was only one official candidate there were eNPR "debates". Therefore, I must agree that this is hypocrisy - when we FINALLY have more than one candidate, we actually have five of them, the tradition of the eNPR was put to an end... So, here am I, standing as one of the few individuals who can be seen in only one of the proposed cabinets, writing an article in support of NewAzazel. That's correct, I vouch for NewAzazel and the aim of the article is to mention NewAzazel 50 times (nice, patriotic number) in order for you to remember to vote for NewAzazel tomorrow/today (depending on when you are reading this article)!



So, here we go. I first met NewAzazel an year ago. It was at a party at a friend of mine but it is the day after that I will always remember. I was waiting on this shitty bus stop, the weather was simply awful - foggy and rainy, one of those days that you want to simply stay in your bed and listen to One Direction for hours. I was not alone at the bus stop. This gorgeous girl WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Gosh, I was wondering for ages what to say to her. Fortunately, the bus wouldn't come, so I thought I maybe had a chance, you know. She was smart dressed and was turning me on every time I'd look at her. She was busy with her cell tho, probably some stupid friend of her was texting her on facebook, headphones were present as well. So, after ten minutes of waiting, I finally found strength to ask her why she was wearing that awful sunglasses (in a day with no sun in the skies) when this old lady (I think she was very sick by the way) came AND SAT BETWEEN ME AND HER 😡 😡 😡 It was probably the worst day of my life. You know, when you finally see this light in the end of the tunnel... and it suddenly goes dark once again 😐

This is when NewAzazel showed up. Just out of the nowhere (it was foggy, remember?) this red ferrari showed up and stopped at the traffic lights next to the bus stop. NewAzazel was in there, he recognized me sitting on the bus stop and waived, asked how I am. Very nice person! I told him, of course, we have been waiting for ages already, that I was running late for my appointment already - "no buses run today" he said then - the drivers were on a strike apparently (yea, I know what you'd think - how could a ferrari driver know that public transport buses wouldn't run on a Saturday.. well, that only shows he is actually interested in what is going in the society around him *wink* Vote for NewAzazel *wink😉. Hearing on the news, the old lady next to me started swearing at all those elites who don't care for the poor people because now she wouldn't be able to go to the hospital (calling an ambulence would have costed her money she said)..

Apparently, he didn't have anything in particular to do, SO HE DECIDED TO GIVE ME HIS FERRARI for the day. HOW MORE AWESOME COULD THAT BE? (I love you, NewAzazel) So, my day just went from the worst possible scenario to a stage I wouldn't have even ever dreamed about. In a couple of minutes, when I had already left the old lady in the hospital, and while I was driving with 200 mph on the motorway, I gave myself a thought.. NewAzazel had actually stayed with that girl on the bus stop. Would have he succeeded to ask her out? Would she have even looked at him? Is - and my assumption was correct - after I was back in the city from my meeting, driving slowly downtown, I saw them sitting together on a window table in one of the nice restaurants in the centre. 'What a lucky bastard' was my initial thought..



But was NewAzazel lucky in that situation? What do you think? Share your thoughts in the comments and I will tell you now what I think actually happened. This whole story speaks two things:

(1) NewAzazel always shows up when you need him most. He will find the best compromise for all parties and ensure that everybody is happy. What more can you expect from a PotUS-wanna-be?

(2) NewAzazel is handsome and intelligent enough to succeed to take a girl's attention off her phone and facebook in order to ask her out.

I hope you are now just as fascinated of NewAzazel's charisma as I was and still am!



However, you don't get elected for PotUS just because you've been able to ask a random girl out, do you? Of course not, buddy.. she has to agree and actually show up too! So, what makes him a better choice than the others?

NewAzazel had experience _ONLY_ in the Foreign Affairs when he took up the Military Commander job at the CoT alliance. He performed so well, so now he is considered one of the best MCs CoT has ever had.

NewAzazel writes awesome articles. They go deep enough but are still close to the reader. I never go tl;dr for a piece of his. It grabs me from the beginning and I keep reading until the end. Even if dinner is ready, I can't let an article of his go..

NewAzazel communicates things nice and clearly. I always understand him correctly and work with him is always fun. If you want anything from him, you only have to ask. It's THAT simple \o/

So far, I've said NewAzazel only 25 times. In order to make sure you've remembered for whom to vote on the 5th of November, I'll say it below again:

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..the crowd was shouting..
................................................Vote for NewAzazel


Hope it's been pleasure for you to read this article just as it was for me to write it. If so (or even not),
just go and vote for NewAzazel, ok? 🙂

The Mike,
Chief of Staff under NewAzazel, November 2013 PotUS hopeful