[POTUS] The Search is On

Day 1,151, 18:46 • Published in USA Canada • by Haliman

Dear America,

As you have undoubtedly heard already, our war with Pakistan is a land swap.

See, there are multiple countries that I have been informed are in possession of WMD’s. As Americans, it is our job, neigh, our patriotic duty to hunt for these Weapons of Mass Destruction.

My top informants, and spies have told me that the closest safehouse that stores WMD’s is in Sistan and Baluchistan, Iran.

Now, I know what you’re going to say. “But Haliman, isn’t attacking a Middle Eastern country looking for WMD’s risky?”

You tell me if that plan has ever backfired on us before.

We have a few more sites in the world to be looking for weapons in! Let’s make sure only our sites stay militarized!

So what do you say, America? Help make me Supreme Leader of Iran! HELP IRAN TASTE FREEDOM FRIES!

Of course, all this can be avoided, as long as you use your WMD’s for good, and help us, much like Israel! Help us get the other nukes around the world! You know how...



~Haliman
President of the eUnited States