[POTUS] Chaos Chaos Chaos!

Day 1,152, 18:43 • Published in USA Canada • by Haliman


Dear America,

As we have seen the past few days, the world has been chaotic! Spain’s CP tried to declare us their natural enemy (he was brought up for impeachment right after). 60% of our Top 5 parties are under PTO from each other, and it’s pointless! Stop the infighting, and start outfighting. Take out your rage on a country that’s asking for it.

It seems there has been an outbreak of PTO fever. Symptoms may include being a time travelling warrior, having a silly avatar, and running for president.

Please pay attention to this paper to stay up-to-date on all PTO threats in America.



To my Iranian readers: I know you’re there, comrades! Freedom is Coming. America is Coming.

A lot of my detractors have been criticizing my “choice” of Iran. Invading Iran wouldn’t be fun. That’s not the plan. That’s Step 1.

Friends, readers, fellow Americans, we are going to shake things up in the New World this month. Too long have we been on the sidelines Too long have we fought the same boring battles. It’s time for a change.

I promised a fun month.

~Haliman
President of the eUnited States