The Express

Hello,

With the Presidential election now finished for another month you’ve got to put up with me for that little bit longer. Applications to join a Ministry for the month will open shortly by the Minister’s in charge, so be sure to apply to one(s) that you’re interested in! They’re a great way to meet new people and get your name known. The Cabinet for this month, something you must all be looking forward to is as follows!


We have a new one as James' didn't suit the room.

Serving as the Deputy Prime Minister this month will be none other than Dishmcds. Having someone who knows the ins and outs of everything will be hugely important this month and what he has to offer, whether they be Chile Rellenos or not, will be valuable.

Emergy Maxfell will continue to do a great job in the Ministry of Finance, where he fits perfectly. Thatcher will also being continuing in his position as Minister of Foreign Affairs, as will Jimbojoy in the Ministry of Recruitment and Master Hofkens as the Minister of Work. As it’s quite clear now, quite a few people are staying on but there’s a few changes as well.

In the Ministry of Home Affairs we have two Ministers once again, one returning and the other new. The returning one is Betafoxtrot (DEAR BOB NO), our attempts to “Silence” him failed and so this is the next option. The new guy however is Kain Propan, some of you might not know him but I’ve seen him work and he does it well, and so should fit in just right. We’ve brought back the Ministry of Technology this month with one of these coding geniuses, the person who will fill the position that no one understands will be Draaglom. We’re nearly at the end of this month’s Cabinet, but now we’re moving onto the Ministry of Defence. With Rawdon going on about Action Man collecting, it was clear he isn’t fit to continue in this role. Instead we’ve got someone in who collects Barbie instead, otherwise known as Metalmicky999. And finally to finish with we have the Cabinet Secretary, the individual that will make sure all these terrible people do things on time. Thomas765 will be responsible for this.

In short, it’s this:

Deputy Prime Minister – Dishmcds
Minister of Finance – Emergy Maxfell
Minister of Defence – Metalmicky999
Minster of Foreign Affairs – Thatcher
Minister of Home Affairs – Betafoxtrot & Kain Propan
Minister of Technology – Draaglom
Minister of Work - Master Hofkens
Minister of Recruitment – Jimbojoy
Cabinet Secretary – Thomas765

Until next time! o/

Thanks,
El Presidente