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[PM] None but the Brave; Get that Jessica Fletcher!
Good Evening!
You may have noticed this evening that the eUK has attacked Maine.
After having a quick game on IRC in #catchtheyank , we thought, it would be pretty cool if we could do this ingame.
So, we went about perusing over that age old document, The Declaration of Independence and happened to read in the small print that the UK has reserved the right to revoke that independence. This topped off by the admins disregard of contracts that haven’t been signed by all of congress, we figured why not give it a bash, and assess our output.
So we laid down a set of targets, to be honest, we don’t really like what you’ve done with those 13 original colonies, and we’re not so sure if we want them back anytime soon.
So deciding on what we should aim to achieve on our grand culinary crusade became the next issue on the agenda.
We were sitting in a popular fast food outlet outside the Cabinet war rooms (having our main course), it suddenly dawned upon us that the golden grail of American food could be within our grasp.
Ladies, Gentlemen, our target;
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Eleven secret Herbs and Spices. Or as they say in Maine "erbs" and spices. - Weird huh?
But Why Maine?
Why have we started our culinary crusade in Maine? The answer is simple.
In the eWorld...
There simply isn’t room...
For the two of us.
I accidentally Maine, is this bad?
eUK, go fight!
Mr Woldy,
Prime Minister of the eUK.
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First
eUK sucks
Wow, you actually did it.
I want Jessica Fletcher ALIVE for "interrogation"
JESSIE IS MINE!!!
paintballforfun sucks something else
This is a good article.
War \o/
Horice
this is possibly the best article ever
\o/
Woldy you are quite awesome <3
Go Woldy \o/
omg omg omg expect help soon <
good luck UK and sweeden u guys really do suck we still own one of your regions dont we ?
GIGIDY!
London will be soon be known as McDonaldsville
11 secret herbs and spices
Looks like I timed the opening of my gun shop to perfection
As a eUK Royal Marine I hereby approve of this article and all actions alluded to herein.
<3 Woldy
You so crazy
AW YEAH. now i'm glad that i'm losing the elections because i won't be landlocked and can come to the uk and fight. russia's with you bros.
awesome~!~
VOTE THIS TO INTERNATIONAL
what to say>?
RIP UK:)
Well, trying is the first step towards failure.
lol this article is almost funny enough to compensate for your general failure as an eCountry
Great article.
Let's get some fried chicken.
Oh dear. This will make my job interesting.
+1
I boated hard! \o/
THANK YOU!
I call first eAmerican Congress seat in Wales!
-Drake
brave
i salute you
SEXY
A fine bit of action by a fine Prime Minister.
o7
I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS. And drink Bass Ale and have bangers and mash. Cheers!
the fact that i will probably make general as a result of this conflict will make the promotion twice as sweet!
INVASION INVASION INVASION
hahahahaah, Woldy FTW.
I guess this is because loooosing the elections. Who cares?
Let the fun begin
Haha.
USA won't have guts to attack UK on the next 3 months or so.
So relax. Don't need to worry about the cowards on the other side of the Atlantic.
I lol @ LcfR
Spice those 'erbs!
'I lol @ LcfR'
You had better attack then.
heeeeeell yeah
yay for woldy
Haha this is just too awesome
way to go woldy
eUK sucks
I lost a lot of respect for Woldy just then >.<
I guess this is your good right then. Wish you guys the best of luck
I salute your resolve. I stand ready to capture J.B. Fletcher and end Murder She Wrote reruns once for all.
Personally I don't care for their chicken, but I suppose we may as well get some while we are there.
Thanks for the turkey:)
Lulz...
the UK is just taking back that is rightfully theirs.
Crivens
WOOO good luck eUK.
Where in the declaration of independence does it say we can revoke the independence? LINKS!
fine invade. but you fail. but attack anyways. you love to fail. keep going. fail over and over again.
First? No not quite, but a very good article never the less!
@UK Dragon: Yeah, you still own one of our regions. London.
I heard that nobody likes Americans. Fat Bastards.
Too late, i attacked that place in Sweden.
I <3 WOLDY!!
this is amazing i love this war.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I now rejoice when I hear Woldy's name
He has just changed his status from 'that guy who used to run euk'
To ' epic win'
While I feel that us and the US should be friends, I also feel they should do as they are told, maybe become our poodle? So this little war will be good for them!
Brilliant article!
took u long enough