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[PM]At This Point in Time...
In my last article, I wrote about the problems most Congressmen and women have when they write long, boring, drawn out Manifestos. In this one, I'm going to have two basic outlines.
The first will be a normal PM Manifesto which most candidates produce. It will have Foreign and Domestic Policy (basic outlines, nothing fancy from me), small portions of Military and Economic reform (which every candidate promises).
The second will be what a winning manifesto in the UK should look like.
We'll see if you can spot the differences.
The Basic Manifesto
Hello people of [Insert Country Here]!
I am _______, and I am running for President of this Great Nation with the support of the [Insert Party Name here]. I wanted to introduce myself and give you some details as to what I stand for, and what I intend to accomplish if you put your trust in me.
[Insert Basic Domestic, Foreign, Economic, and Military Policy]
[Insert Basic Summary or Exit speech, trying to incite hope and joy.]
Sincerely,
[Candidate Name, Party]
Moving on, here's a basic outline of what a winning PM Manifesto in the UK should look like at this point, with all the boredom and infighting that occurs.
Hello People of the UK!
I am _______, the candidate for the Prime Minister elections representing absolutely no party! I r batshit crazy, and I intend to do the following if you choose to elect me as your leader:
1. Invade every possible target at least once. I do not care if we lose a region or two, we'll get them back over time. The least I can do is make it fun to yell at someone else for a change, instead of each other.
2. Fix whatever tax system is currently in place so we can actually make money from it.
3. I'll spend money on letting people have fun. Remember, I r batshit insane.
In closing, a vote for me means actually logging in to do something.
Thank you for your time,
____________,
Batshit Insane
Let's see if you can spot the subtle changes, and actually do something about it.
Sincerely,
Just Another Guy
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The first will be a normal PM Manifesto which most candidates produce. It will have Foreign and Domestic Policy (basic outlines, nothing fancy from me), small portions of Military and Economic reform (which every candidate promises).
The second will be what a winning manifesto in the UK should look like.
We'll see if you can spot the differences.
The Basic Manifesto
Hello people of [Insert Country Here]!
I am _______, and I am running for President of this Great Nation with the support of the [Insert Party Name here]. I wanted to introduce myself and give you some details as to what I stand for, and what I intend to accomplish if you put your trust in me.
[Insert Basic Domestic, Foreign, Economic, and Military Policy]
[Insert Basic Summary or Exit speech, trying to incite hope and joy.]
Sincerely,
[Candidate Name, Party]
Now, that's most countries. That shows the support of standing behind policy and thought, and showing you what they intend to accomplish, and most importantly
Moving on, here's a basic outline of what a winning PM Manifesto in the UK should look like at this point, with all the boredom and infighting that occurs.
Hello People of the UK!
I am _______, the candidate for the Prime Minister elections representing absolutely no party! I r batshit crazy, and I intend to do the following if you choose to elect me as your leader:
1. Invade every possible target at least once. I do not care if we lose a region or two, we'll get them back over time. The least I can do is make it fun to yell at someone else for a change, instead of each other.
2. Fix whatever tax system is currently in place so we can actually make money from it.
3. I'll spend money on letting people have fun. Remember, I r batshit insane.
In closing, a vote for me means actually logging in to do something.
Thank you for your time,
____________,
Batshit Insane
Let's see if you can spot the subtle changes, and actually do something about it.
Sincerely,
Just Another Guy
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First! Nice Article Dish.
Funnny Manifestos FTW!
Speaking of Sarah Palin, I never once heard a reference to Seward's Folly during the campaign last year. I always thought that I'd hear at least one good one.
Btw. in eArgentina the second PM is a winner one too...
Voted, nice one
Dish is great !
lol voted good one Dish
Bawwwwk.
Voted for the fact that Palin is batshitinsane.
My understanding is our current tax policy is very good. Just sayin' is all.
Yea, but Palin is pretty hot for an older woman Nice Article
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