[Paul Proteus] Captain's Log

Day 1,386, 15:14 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus

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Captains Log: Day 1, Departure

So after much flip flopping over where I wanted to go I decided to get on my private yacht and actually sail (my more astute readers will understand this) to Europe, where I would board my private blimp to Switzerland where I would decide where I would spend this little vacation.



Unfortunately, I couldn’t find Switzerland, I looked all over but only saw the evil light blue that is the Slovenian menace

...so I cruised on to the Philippines, a land I had only heard of in stories from Jelly



Now I was indeed very confused, so I landed my blimp and fought a bit.

On the bright side, I have now defeated 25 enemies in the ePhil 😁

And the moral of the story is…



I suck at leaving the US

Also I really wish I could publish outside of my citizenship