[OFFICIAL] Department of Homeland Security
Day 2,115, 12:56
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by stephen s
Hello my fellow eAmericans,
I am Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security Stephen S. I’ve come to you today in this official article from the Department of Homeland Security, to ask you to do your duty as an American citizen, and that is to defend the constitution from enemies both foreign and domestic.
You are no longer part of a civilian population. Our country is in a crucial part of its existence and it needs YOU to FIGHT. We do not just need you on the battlefield anymore, but also in the voting ballot.
This, what we think to be a man, is known as Ronald Gipper Reagan, or to most of our previous encounters: Public Enemy Number 1
The American Freedom Alliance is comprised of people like RGR, a terrorist, multies, Serbs, and other players who think the only way to get rid of the “elitists” is by joining this party. We have seen it time and time again though; the AFA is only concerned about their personal agenda and not the wellness of the country. Just the other day, one of the rogue congressman in our game mechanics( Ronald Gipper Reagan), proposed that we impeach President Oblige. Despite any feelings towards Oblige, whether positive or negative, there is still a system in place to discuss such an erroneous proposal. I personally think he has done a great job with what he was handed.
Now the part you’ve all been waiting for: Voting Instructions
Orders are simple, but they still need to be announced. This month’s Country Presidential elections have two big contenders in the crosshairs: Oblige and BigcDizzle. It will probably be an election between those two as legitimate candidates, so we ask you to vote for one of those two candidates. Once again, Ronald Gipper Reagan is American Public Enemy number 1 and as long as you DO NOT vote for him, our country will be safe from political takeover.
Thank you,
Stephen S
Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security
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Voted! Do your part!
Meow! ♥
Just noticed Colin is level 124. I quit.
haha, right?!
To be fair, he got the account at like level 90. 😛
I'm almost tired of beating Ajay.
Almost 🙂
no one can ever get tired of beating Ajay.
is so much fun
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lol
At least I am enough of a man to be honest with people, unlike you who tried to be deceitful for years begging me for a Congress seat.
Btw, all those times I told you I sent you a few snipers, never actually did. 😉
Well you see little gipper, there are things called covert operations where one has to be deceitful in order to gain a certain end... My mission objective for a long time was to get you to waste votes on me and if possible, get into congress and keep you from approving citizens... I never approved any citizens that didnt eventually die off and they were monitored the entire time after being approved by certain people.
In real life, I serve as a US Marine unlike you who photoshops photos to make it look like you help in countries lacking in housing structures... There is no point in trying to fling mud at me, because I am honest about my OSS operation.... I came out and talked about it and how it was all aimed at getting your account "Pizza the Hut" banned... which is did.... Im surprised Chopp runs you for CP or any other position, because if it wasn't for your name adding bad energy to the party, it might be a nice party.... if it wasn't for you bringing serbs into the country, it might be a nice party.... if it wasnt for YOU relying on multis, it might be a nice party......... Maybe Chopp picks you because who knows Chopp isnt actually a multi you made?? I dont see why someone would want someone such as yourself in their party.... get a life, I know I have one and I dont rely on a game to get a stiff one...
IF you were a Marine, it shows what a sorry state our country is in. lol, the people with no lives are the ones who obsesses over internet game characters like you.
You know? the problem with you is that you never address people's comments towards you, but you always try and point out stuff about other people.... I picked this avatar to change it from tom cruise... i dont obsess over internet game characters.. i dont believe I picked any characters in a video game.... Mr. Bruno, it is people like you who make this country in the state that it is in... you are the dead weight... the person without an actual job who lives off of welfare because they are too lazy to get off their ass if they dont actually have an excuse.. This article is not meant for you, and I will not feed into the thought that anybody actually cares about you.... if the admins banned your IP, it might motivate you to move out of your mom's basement...
Not worth it Stephen....RGR hates Marines, as I well know. Thank you for your service though, I appreciate it!
and I wear your label of "terrorist" and"public enemy #1" as a badge of honor.
Now, why stop at 6 terms for Oblige? How about he be CP until the servers shut down?
If he dos a good job every time, he deserves it.
"and I wear your label of "terrorist" and"public enemy #1" as a badge of honor." Which is why you will never be CP unless you cheat. There are people who play this game just to watch you fail. You have given them a reason to play. The rest of us vote against you cause you are unstable at best and Insane at worst. I know you are intelligent enough to know all this so why? Why be "that guy?" What are you getting out of this?
Lulz?
sounds bad for you 😃
Ajay.
NOT EVEN ONCE!
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boring
He proposed the impeachment so if by the very very very slim chance he is elected we cant impeach him for awhile. He did it for himself as he does everything.
Other Congressmen agreed 🙂
nothing to do with why you did it
I believe beyond three terms is extreme and since they make meta-rules, so will I. Beyond three is unconstitutional 😉. Also, he has engaged in PTO and domestic terrorist activities against other Americans.... impeachable offenses.
what PTO and domestic terrorist activities has he engaged in against other americans??? You do this every day of your eLife...
you are the ones stealing MY party... and every time you do ti I WILL REBUILD IT, AND REBUILD IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN.... as many times as you PTOers want to play this little game
RGR, you know i could vote for you!! only there one minor issue there!! that is that you say different things and you do different things!!
'tis typical of serbs, they do not understand even the words they produce themselves!!
in other words you are THE MOTHER OF INCONSISTENCY!~ that is to say that i do not really believe you if you are asking my vote!! so, how can one vote for you?!
by the way, did you pay 1000 $ to the voters???
another inconsistency 😉
we take the party because you are a domestic terrorist... any idea what that means?? We are defending our country from you as well as poland right now... and you could easily PTO some other country but it just has to be the US... It is not an act of terrorism if the ATO efforts against your party are government sponsored and embraced by the majority of the civilian population...
Not a majority, you only need 20-25% to do it.
and you import foreigners to PTO us too
foreigners from ALLIED countries
Excellent article! Voted and subbed \o/
BigC4CP! \o/
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Voted and subbed. Why would I have to complete a captcha to prove I am human just to subscribe? Is that a random thing or is that something people select? Half the time when it asks me I change my mind about subscribing because I can't read half the letters in them.
It's just a random thing, it does it to me too. If you can't read the letters, there's a button with two arrows on it you can press and it will generate a new one until you can read them 🙂
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doing my part, fighting PTO always.
though, i must confess the kicks i get from RGR public thorough humiliation which gives this game additional fun-