[Not PoTUS] Custer: Missed by This --| |-- Much!

Day 2,603, 19:36 Published in USA USA by George Armstrong Custer
this is OhFU 2603
...but I’m not bitter.

[Not PoTUS] Custer: Missed by This --| |-- Much!!

Dateline: Late January 5 2015 (Day 2603)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: OhFU Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: - Concession Speech (...but I’m not bitter.)
Does anyone ever really listen to these? I try to pick relevant stuff...

Editor's Note: Congratulations, Ajay/Pizza/RGR on your twentieth lost Presidential run.



Congratulations, President Wild Owl

I was never going to win this election. For a minute, there, I became delusional, and seriously discussed Cabinet positions with some really great people. We woulda made a fantastic team.

But from the first minutes of voting, Wild Owl pulled ahead, got further ahead, and left me in a cloud of dust till he was but a speck on the horizon.

67% of the total votes cast does sound impressive. It is impressive.
Except for these two minor details.
We had less voters this month. Maybe Americans are tired of foregone conclusions.
Wild Owl soundly tromped four losers. Seriously-- me, Devil, Ajay and Troll? Really?

So, Congratulations, President Wild Owl.
And congratulations, America.
zzz-ZZZ-zzz….

Wake me up next month

Here’s the only bit of my campaign articles I’ll hang onto.
“The Establishment” is not only the same people in the same jobs forever, but more so it’s those people doing the same thing the same way forever. This sh-t’s gotta change.

Maybe something I said this week has resonated with the people, or the President. Maybe something I said made sense. Maybe we’ll have a big, fat, glorious War that’ll stimulate every aspect of the game.


Or not. In which case, I’ll be back. And much better prepared.




If you’re an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you’re doing it wrong.


I ran for President. I got balloons. Oh, F.U.!
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Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
. . . .
PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi

Shout It a Lot!

[Not PoTUS] Custer: Missed by This --| |-- Much!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2484649/1/20
Concession Speech


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