[Norway] A claimant to the throne
Day 1,930, 16:40
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Stakerauo
Gather around peasents and nobel men from all across the kingdom, for I have a proclamation to proclaim! The great Norwegian heredity kingdom has been without a king for a very long time now, and our royal legitimacy is decreasing everyday! I say that it's about time we regain our tradition and pride! Let's unite Norway under a new king!
When our old king died over a year ago, no one claimed the throne. Maybe because we didn't really have a proper heir. Well, I say we do! I have therefor decided to claim the throne of Norway as the self proclaimed jarl of Hålogaland jarldom! All other jarldoms will be ceded to me unless they're claimed! My claim has exellent support by the system. The king and his heir are dead but he left behind a group of knights. The knighthood of rape potatoes. I am one of them, and that is why I am of the best claimants! I have also decided to pick up Latin as it will for some reason be important for me now. Pretenders may battle me for the throne through a game of wits, where I'll probably win as it's rigged.
My history will be written(as it always has)
My kingdom will grow(eventualy)
My blood will turn blue(if that's not a myth)
and
My tyrany will be non-existant(I won't really get any responsibility unless I'm given it)
With a new monarch, we may again call ourselves a kingdom!
"The noblemen will also have the privilege to kiss my ring (no pun indented), and that might be the deal breaker, am i right or am i right."
-Former king, King Christopher I Moe
Regards,
Jarl Stakerauo I Nordland
of Hålogaland
Also, the article ID is 2222300. These quads and dubs must be a sign from Odin that I am the born king of this realm and that my devine beard will grow stronger and harder as your rightful king!
Links:
Christopher Moe claims the throne
Christopher Moe creates the knighthood of rape potatoes
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I'm gonna fight this to my death !
I challenge you, Sir
Then write an article about you and your jarldom! If your ID match the quads and dubs in mine, the challenge may continue!
But I ain't no kind and generally hate monarchy! This is what I challenge rather
Supporters of the majestic me may always kiss my ring though. Doesn't that sound like a proper paddling?
Long Live the King!!
Long live the king! I am privileged to be a member of the rape potatoes. We'll always miss Christopher!
Im the Jarl of Hurum and southern Buskerud,and i give my support!
I am the king if the north, not you hethen
Sir, I dare to inform you that mine beard is much more magnificent than thine, and that therefor mine beard is much more suited to rule kingdoms of the greater north and colder thundras, which of rule the land of the nords! Wish you still be my opponent, I will certainly have you eliminated with the, you guessed it, my stone cold beard of a million fjords.
but i hath no beard, thus making me rational and the perfect king of the north. (cause my beard doesn 't get stuck in the millions of fjords )
A king is no match to me! Im the true emperor of eNorway!